Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!

"i m th crzy lzy typer no vowels!!! Do you like Spam? the meat or the cheese? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? blankets 4 everybody!!!! Can I have a dollar? no, i am poor and o so cold"

"BLINKI! BLINKIE! BLINKIE! Do you like Spam? I like blowing up spam....does that count? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? no no no, what can I do for Blinkie? Can I have a dollar? sure....whatever"

"WOOT!!!!!!WEWT!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like Spam? YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? WEWT!!!!!!!!!! Can I have a dollar? Maybe..."

"I support this petition"

"better than George Bush? Couldn't be... Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I want free stuff Can I have a dollar? umm.. kay"

"Go Blinkie! Go Blinkie! Go, go, go Blinkie! Do you like Spam? Yes! It tastes like your mom! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? hahahahahaha... wink ;) Can I have a dollar? Sure!"

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"good idea Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make me some better waffles. Can I have a dollar? no"

"no, my left shoe!! Do you like Spam? only if fried What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tell me i'm a naughty boy Can I have a dollar? if you spank me!!"

"All hail Blinkie!!! Do you like Spam? of course not What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tie my shoes Can I have a dollar? No. Can I?"

"The Asian Tsunami was sudden destruction caused by a magnitude 9.3 earthquake. Now PM Sharon promises 'Peace with security'. President Chirac met with Sharon and promised 'Peace and security'. President Bush spoke on Israeli TV that the expulsion of Jews "

"my RIGHT shoe should be king of the world Do you like Spam? maaaaaaaaybe What would you like Blinkie to do for you? to go home Can I have a dollar? NO my dollar!"

"this is weird... but you already know that... Do you like Spam? fried and on toast, yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? kill Cliff Richard, outlaw christianity, and beat Tony Blair to death with a shoe Can I have a dollar? no, im skinter than a"

"I support this petition"

"ALL HAIL BLINKEY AND HIS GLORIOUS PLANS! Do you like Spam? Yes, I love spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Blinkie, if elected King of the World, could give all republicans like me a years supply of Spam Can I have a dollar? Yes, you can have "

"Blinkie rocks! Do you like Spam? mmm What would you like Blinkie to do for you? everything! Can I have a dollar? yes please"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"I think someone is asking for their colon irrigated Do you like Spam? Hatty says: yes. Everyone else: no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Join the Anti Jorgen(and to a lesser extent frank)clan Can I have a dollar? Sure, whats the harm in giving "

"thank you sir may i have another? Do you like Spam? only the spamiest What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me some cake and the occasional ass sucking Can I have a dollar? if you make me giggle like a 5 and 1/2 year old school girl"

"you stink Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make me famous Can I have a dollar? Yes"

"I support this petition"

"who? Do you like Spam? as a lubricant What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tie die my hair Can I have a dollar? only if i could have one too"

"I like you. Do you like Spam? i like YOU! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? oh kiss me...please kiss me Can I have a dollar? sure ::hands him a dollar::....now u give me one!"