Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept a... continue reading »
"A king is, of course, created by popular declaration (not coronation). So in effect your shoe only needs a few billion more idiots such as myself to sign this petition and hey presto: Blinkie I of the World. Christ on a bike...... Do you like Spam? No..."
"blinkie will make a fine ruler.. Do you like Spam? love it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me a ruler of my own country Can I have a dollar? of course"
"It would be folly to not bow to the shoe. Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tie my shoes Can I have a dollar? nope"
"All hail King Blinkie!!!!! Do you like Spam? Its my favorite between breckfast and brunch What would you like Blinkie to do for you? suck my left nutt Can I have a dollar? only if I can have two."
"I support this petition"
"Shoes rock! Do you like Spam? never had it before What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I want Blinkie to be the best damn leader ever!!! Can I have a dollar? nope, sorry"
"Hi? Do you like Spam? Mabey..... What would you like Blinkie to do for you? LOVE ME MUHAHAHA *cough cough* Can I have a dollar? never....."
"I support this petition"
"kick it, kick some arse mr kin show, i love you o yes , kick some arse those dam policetican and all them kings damn em Do you like Spam? I am loving spam, such as spam fritters What would you like Blinkie to do for you? run around and kick some arse Can "
"Ramen is FUN! Do you like Spam? Like a cat can't swim, Bob. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? ...merf? Can I have a dollar? It are sorry. It are broke."
"I agree. The new Communist Republic of Shoe will allow the nations and races of the world to unite for a common good. I think the destruction of mars is a dandy goal. Do you like Spam? Actually, I am spamming everyone who is on this petition right now. Wh"
"A shoe can become King? Mankind has progressed so far... Do you like Spam? I do not like green eggs and spam, I do not like them... Sam I am. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Declare Goober, Idaho an independent nation Can I have a dollar? No, b"
"Myahahahaha!!!!! :3 Do you like Spam? not really...but if i get some free ill sell it! :3 What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Omaetatchi no watashi ni baita desu!!!!!!! Can I have a dollar? *gives j00 a sand dollar* J00000000 pplz!"
"I support this petition"
"this is weird.. Do you like Spam? never tried it never will Can I have a dollar? no"
"I support this petition"
"my faeces could run the world better than those guys What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me a rim job, do the dishes, light my ciggarettes for me Can I have a dollar? have everything in my wallet"
"I support this petition"
"What kind of shoe is it?That has to factor into my decision about this. Do you like Spam? Not these days! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Bring me my show back! Whoo,Whoo,Whoo!!! Can I have a dollar? Only if I get my show back!"
"Ok ure shoe can b the king of the world but im the queen Do you like Spam? NO What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me happy Can I have a dollar? ni"
"I support this petition"
"we need a supreme ruler. why not Blinkie? Do you like Spam? not really, but my grandpa eats fried spam on toast What would you like Blinkie to do for you? buy me a pony! Can I have a dollar? nope. i'm broke"
"Well, as long as your IQ is higher than Bush's... Do you like Spam? Yessiree! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Not be stupid... like Bush. Can I have a dollar? Yessiree!"
"I support this petition"
"I love, uh...stuff. Do you like Spam? Mail? No. Canned meat? Double no. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? My Dinner! I want my dinner! Can't that damned shoe cook a nice curry or something? Can I have a dollar? *checks* Sorry, all I've got are hu"
