Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!

"i shall try and help you and blinkie on his way to world domination Do you like Spam? no but i like ham What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Help me in taking over Australia Can I have a dollar? sure if i can be there when Blinkie takes over"

"go shoe! Do you like Spam? not really, i prefer ham What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me a dollar Can I have a dollar? are you trying to contradict my needs?"

"I support this petition"

"Blinkie is my lover. I'm having his baby prematurely next weekend. Do you like Spam? If I get to lick it off of Blinkie... What would you like Blinkie to do for you? He could alter the world to best accomodate me and my needs before all others. :) Can I h"

"I always wanted to be part of a cult!"

"uhhhhhhh go Blinkie! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? hurt those stupid texas people for voting for George W.Bush, killing cows,ruining Dragon Ball GT Can I have a dollar? no"

"i like this petition Do you like Spam? yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? kill bush Can I have a dollar? no"

"My left nut should be Vice-King! Do you like Spam? It's good with malt liquor rrarrrarraaaarrrr What would you like Blinkie to do for you? More double motorcycles Can I have a dollar? Sure, bend over"

"ooh shoes! Do you like Spam? yummay What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me a sandwich Can I have a dollar? no...but you can have this piece of lint i found in my pocket"

"GO BLINKIE!!!!!!! Do you like Spam? yess!!!!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? i want him to meet stevie and micky!!!!!!!!!(also, go conk!!!) Can I have a dollar? no!!!!!!!!!!"

"В Do you like Spam? В What would you like Blinkie to do for you? В Can I have a dollar? В"

"Go Blinkie! It's your birthday! Do you like Spam? oh yes, very much"

"left shoe? Do you like Spam? No, I say goodbye to it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Em....offerof me lots money Can I have a dollar? well yeah but i dnt have any to give, you'd better ask sumone else"

"Can I be Blinkie's evil minion? Do you like Spam? No, clogs the E-Mail. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make me his evil minion. Can I have a dollar? Sorry, I'm broke."

"lol Do you like Spam? spam email or spam meat What would you like Blinkie to do for you? bring me condoms Can I have a dollar? no"

"I support this petition"

"I don't see why not. Do you like Spam? The kind that you eat or the kind that threatens the internet? Because I hate them both. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Don't kill me in the wake of your ruthless takeover. And give me a job. A GOOD job. "

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Do you like Spam? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Can I have a dollar? Sorry shoe, I can't give credit!"

"BLINKIE 4ever Do you like Spam? yeah just gimme more!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? kill all these blonde pop-stars Can I have a dollar? sure"

"GO BLINK0(or was it blibkie?) Do you like Spam? yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? gimme a dollar Can I have a dollar? Freak..u."

"if you want, my right sock could be your running mate/queen Do you like Spam? spam as in stupid e-mails that no one likes: hell yes! spam the food: hell yes! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? have a part every night where alcohol flows like wine "

"I support this petition"