Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!

"I occasionally suck ass, (and other things). I guess that qualifies me to sign this petition Do you like Spam? I prefer Hormel What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me a shine job Can I have a dollar? Only if Blinkie "cooperates""

"i love blinkie Do you like Spam? spam is part of the axis of evil What would you like Blinkie to do for you? i would like blikie to marry me Can I have a dollar? no, but blinkie can"

"doo!!! Do you like Spam? da da What would you like Blinkie to do for you? doo da gra bo bo de do foo Can I have a dollar? do ne me yi !!!!"

"Amazing Do you like Spam? yup What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Nothing he has done enough Can I have a dollar? Nay"

"Whatever floats your boat dude.... Do you like Spam? I would rather eat thumb tacks that have spam clog up my email... What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I would like blinkie to make certain substances decrimilized... Can I have a dollar? If I had"

"you sad sad sad man Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? sut up, thats what Can I have a dollar? no"

"$3 only? Gee.... Do you like Spam? No. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? $3 more dollars would be nice. :) Can I have a dollar? Only if you give me four."

"I support this petition"

"I like cake. Do you like Spam? Only when made into fajitas. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make my annoying serial killer neighbor move away. Can I have a dollar? No"

".... ::shakes her head and walks away:: Do you like Spam? maybay What would you like Blinkie to do for you? wouldn't you like to know... Can I have a dollar? yes.. if you give me a car.."

"can I be your cabinet minister? Do you like Spam? will it help me politicaly What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I only wish to serve Can I have a dollar? not that much"

"ALL BOW DOWN Do you like Spam? --------_____________-------- no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? spread DOOOOOOMMM Can I have a dollar? if you can catch me"

"I like shoes...they r hott Do you like Spam? only on thursdays from 9-2 What would you like Blinkie to do for you? um...call me Georgie Can I have a dollar? sure...well...maybe...haha...NO"

"Hooray for the shoe! Do you like Spam? The meat product yes. The email related crap no. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me wings. Can I have a dollar? Yes but not one of mine."

"All hail Blinkie! All hail Blinkie! Do you like Spam? only after a really bad bender What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Cover my left foot with impunity Can I have a dollar? No, but you may have a right shoe to go with Blinkie. I think the left on"

"umm... ok... wow, im so bored that hear i am doing this in the middle of my history class on my computer.. Do you like Spam? the junk email, no. the food, of course!! who duznt? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? umm........................ Make a"

"I support this petition"

"Why would you name a show.....Blinkie? Do you like Spam? Not really What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I would like Blinkie to give me lots and lots of money.......and chocolate..... Can I have a dollar? Yes you may, when Blinkie gives me a billio"

"I support this petition"

"snookiesnookiesnookiesnookie Do you like Spam? I don't like spam *in a high voice with a british accent* What would you like Blinkie to do for you? ........... Can I have a dollar? a euro?"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"Go Shoe. Do you like Spam? No What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Kick some ass. Can I have a dollar? No."

"Blinkie is amazing! *said in hypnotized daze* Do you like Spam? I detest it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I hope that Blinkie could rid the world of Harry Potter and Yuh-Gi-Oh Can I have a dollar? Oink"