Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept a... continue reading »
"Battery? Do you like Spam? It's like jello-meat. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Buy me some tostitos party bowls. Can I have a dollar? Can I pay you in pennies?"
"But remember, behind every successful left shoe, there is a determined left sock pushing him all the way. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give you a dollar. Can I have a dollar? Ask Blinkie"
"I support this petition"
"cool Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? kill Bill Can I have a dollar? i only have 20's"
"I support this petition"
"В Do you like Spam? В What would you like Blinkie to do for you? В Can I have a dollar? В"
"I support this petition"
"That would be awesome. I wold love that. Do you like Spam? no I hate it. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I would want Blinkie to publicize Womens softball Can I have a dollar? No, I'm broke"
"the right direction is always the wrong perspective Do you like Spam? in the right format What would you like Blinkie to do for you? blow jobs work Can I have a dollar? come and get it"
"LEFT SHOES FOREVER Do you like Spam? chickenwaffle? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? be a left shoe Can I have a dollar? possibly"
"hehe... i will bow to anything thats a leftie!! Do you like Spam? LOVE IT What would you like Blinkie to do for you? hehehehehehe... Can I have a dollar? ::checks wallet:: sorry, i'm fresh out, send me one, and maybe i'll send it back to you..."
"I have not bathed in 16 years. Do you like Spam? Who doesn't like overly-processed, canned pork products? They're yummmm-diddlyischious good! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Blinkie should declare George W. Bush to be mentally incompetent. Can "
"sweet Do you like Spam? yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me his anal virginity Can I have a dollar? no"
"Heil Blinkie Do you like Spam? NO What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Rule the world with an iron fist! Can I have a dollar? NO"
"the left shoe rules all Do you like Spam? yeah it tastes like chicken What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me his shoes Can I have a dollar? yeah, if he gives me his shoe. they better not be crappy"
"Hey Do you like Spam? No not really What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I would like a return trip to Ottawa, Canada for maybe...2 weeks that'd be nice Can I have a dollar? Yeh sure.....actually nah"
"If he lets me be his V.P., I'll vote for Blinkie! Do you like Spam? Sure. I like spam with a nice baked potatoe What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me a potatoe or a spelling lessin. Can I have a dollar? No, I'm a Republican."
"I support this petition"
"GO LEFT SHOE! RULER!!!!! WOOOOOOO Do you like Spam? Yaeh! GO SPAM!!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? not b too stuck up so he can kiss my ass when i say so. Can I have a dollar? ummmmmm...i dunno..well...ummmm...possibly...ill get back to you "
"Blinkie is cooler than Dubya and my ass combined! Do you like Spam? Yuck! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I'd like him to off my science teacher. Or just lower taxes. Can I have a dollar? Screw you!"
"Blinkie..Blinkie he's our shoe! If he can't do it no one uhm.. . never mind Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me a good belly rub once in a while Can I have a dollar? you can have all of them"
"I support this petition"
"It's frisky and delicious! Do you like Spam? Um... see "." What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Not much. Can I have a dollar? Not today."
"You're Stupid Do you like Spam? You're Stupid What would you like Blinkie to do for you? You're Stupid Can I have a dollar? You're Stupid"
"I support this petition"
