Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept a... continue reading »
"babies every Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me love Can I have a dollar? no"
"Yes! Do you like Spam? Yes! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Yes! Can I have a dollar? Yes!"
"Woozaricopops! Do you like Spam? If it contains pie! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Walk on the face of William Edward Pearson and George Bush. Can I have a dollar? I don't use dollars cos I am British you fool!"
"I support this petition"
"phthphthpth Do you like Spam? YES OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I LIKE SPAM! GIVE ME SOME SPAAAAAM! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Something involving a lollipop, a bucket of ice, and a buffalo... real or stuffed. Preferably stuffed for safety's sake"
"I support this petition"
"Hover Cats Do you like Spam? Only If it Is Tasty What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Obliterfry France, And Give Me Japanese Games Can I have a dollar? Will $0.99 Suffice?"
"lol shoes rock Do you like Spam? I love spam.. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Sleep with me!! Can I have a dollar? NO!! lol"
"go lefty! Do you like Spam? yes and spam likes my cookie dough What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me cheese! Can I have a dollar? give me one and i'll give you one"
"*pokes* Do you like Spam? We don't need no stinking spam! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I would like to be dubbed the Queen of Waffles Can I have a dollar? *pokes*"
"All Hail Blinkie!!!!!! Do you like Spam? sometimes if its fried What would you like Blinkie to do for you? i would like for blinkie to give me the gift of second sight Can I have a dollar? no, monies is mines"
"Good luck Do you like Spam? NO What would you like Blinkie to do for you? KILL SPAM Can I have a dollar? NO"
"long live Blinkie!! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me Minister of Dancing Can I have a dollar? no"
"uh...ok why not. Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? nothing Can I have a dollar? no"
"woo hoo! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? no Can I have a dollar? yeah...not so much"
"go blinkie Do you like Spam? vegetarian, but I like the song What would you like Blinkie to do for you? dance Can I have a dollar? no, sorry"
"I like the name of your shoe. Very original. Do you like Spam? Hell no. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Promote world peace. Can I have a dollar? No."
"fun!"
"I like Blinkie. Blinkie is cool. I have a gun held to my head at this very moment. Do you like Spam? No. It tastes a lot like nothing... I don't know... I never tasted Spam... and I don't want to. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Dance polka Can"
"go the shoe Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me a new rag on a stick so i can wash myself Can I have a dollar? yes and no"
"I support this petition"
"blinkie is my lord and master...other than foamy Do you like Spam? i love spam*sings the song* What would you like Blinkie to do for you? id like a pony a live kitten a sweater made of human hair, the ebola virus and a bajillion dollars Can I have a dolla"
"I support this petition"
"haha ha this is just funnie Do you like Spam? I like it on mah sandwich What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Lick me Can I have a dollar? No, can I?"
"first thing u have to do is kick the french of the planet and make them live somewhere else :-) Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me 2 dollars Can I have a dollar? sure"
