An open letter to God

Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »

500 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (500 total)
226.
Leonard Dickson 12 August 2008

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? В Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

227.
Tommy W 6 August 2008

"I support this petition"

228.
Mario Avila 2 August 2008

"http://zeitgeistmovie.com/ What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? to eliminate religion and create the real vision, to be with god or near him, there is no need of participating in a religion. What will you take as sufficient evidence of Go"

229.
Maria T 24 July 2008

"i'm excited to find out the results What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? i dont need a reward, just to know What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? yes Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to p"

230.
Phr M 17 July 2008

"god is everywhere and is everything, right. So god is a square circle. However we know square circles dont exist. Therefore god does not exist What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I dont know....... 1337 5//4g What will you take as suffic"

231.
Matt S 30 May 2008

"Agreed. Untill I get some proof I'm not believing anybody who belongs to the richest orgaization in the world yet still begs for money. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A simple, happy life where I am not bother by anybodys prejudices"

232.
Alex M 26 May 2008

"I support this petition"

233.
Tfhxxd Schultz 15 May 2008

"P|-|33|2 M3 g4//d What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? |_|171|v|473 1337||355 What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Kill my enemies Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? "

234.
Mariaaaaaa Mcintosh 8 May 2008

"I support this petition"

235.
Friend Ofg 21 April 2008

"I really like God... please stop making fun of Him. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? He's already given me the rewards. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I already have sufficient evidence. Will you be imme"

236.
Dr Jerryf 12 April 2008

"Well Mr. Believer, God IS MY personal waiter. He just doesn't wait on ordinary Christians like you. Just the other day he said to me "I'm God, Mr. Falwell. I'll be your server this evening." What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I'd like "

237.
Snopp D 5 April 2008

"Yo god , how you livin What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? sex drugs and more sex What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? spend some time chillin out with my posse Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if G"

238.
Brian Theg 2 April 2008

"I support this petition"

239.
Mike M 22 March 2008

"I support this petition"

240.
Andrew Blanchard 19 March 2008

"sweet What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? unlimited wealth What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? the destruction of teh worlds largest ball of twine Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to p"

241.
Homo Mclaughlin 28 February 2008

"Oi! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? i wanna suck his banna Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

242.
Eviltomte Frazier 9 February 2008

"I doubt god as well. So bring on the chicks and the money, and I'll start going to church, that's a promise. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? chicks and money What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Err... chicks"

243.
Brandy C 8 February 2008

"well i happen to be pagan, but if this were to actually happen, i might convert. :P What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? take away my disability What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? i have to see him with my own e"

244.
William Zuniga 31 January 2008

"I support this petition"

245.
George Wb 30 January 2008

"I am an illegitimate usurper of the U.S. presidency. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Another stolen election What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If my daddy's rich buddies increase my allowance. Will you be "

246.
Santa C 29 January 2008

"Hey God! I'M the one that's making a list and checking it twice, and gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Where do YOU get off? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Stop micromanaging my job! What will you take as sufficient evidence of"

247.
Please Readandd 27 January 2008

"The Asian Tsunami was sudden destruction caused by a magnitude 9.3 earthquake. Now PM Sharon promises 'Peace with security'. President Chirac met with Sharon and promised 'Peace and security'. President Bush spoke on Israeli TV that the expulsion of Jews "

248.
Luke W 12 January 2008

"I support this petition"

249.
Bibi W 22 December 2007

"I support this petition"

250.
Sherif A 18 December 2007

""Behold! In the creation in the heavens and the earth; in the alteration of the night and the day; in the sailing of ships through the ocean for the profit of mankind; in the rain which ALLAH sends down from the skies; and the life which HE gives therewit"

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