An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
"I'll think about that, pal. And about Mary.... i couldn't believe it too, until i realised it was true. Strange thing, man....."
"I love you. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I don't expect any, I'm here to please him. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? My existence is enough. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails"
"Did God make nostrils? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Mountains..and mountains..of...stuff. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Make me attractive. =D Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God f"
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"1337 What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? hц? What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? O_o Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"God does not exist in the material planar bubbles. That is why it can't cater to material whimsy. Sorry, you'll just have to believe in yourselves strongly enough to make it happen for yourselves, then enjoy its transitory nature for as long as you're her"
"7 days work and your pension already? C'mon God, prove that you are All-Mighty, not all lazy. You know me, you know what I'll do if you come back! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Eternal life, with a lifepartner, ON EARTH! What will "
"i'm not a serious person What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? crucifixion of the pope! Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"I support this petition"
"Feel free to phone me on 666 What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Infinite wisdom, money, happyness etc.. oh and immortality might be nice! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Destruction of Microsoft... and a fe"
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"I support this petition"
"For an all-knowing, all-powerful entity, God sure wrote one stinker of a book. It's not even consistent! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Student loans paid off in full. Hot man-slaves. A Lexus. What will you take as sufficient evide"
"I completely concur with the above letter to one named God. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A lifetime supply of Cool Whip please. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A lifetime supply of Cool Whip. Will y"
"Go for it, God! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? High scores. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Floating bridge of dream. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
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"I support this petition"
"Hey, look! Other people who feel the way I do. Woohoo! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Well, it sure would be nice if I could get cut a little more slack. Like, maybe if a few of my prayers might be answered. Although it's a bit late"
"I hate myslef Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"amen What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a pony What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a holy pink Unicorn flying through the sky Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"i found jesus... hes in the trunk of my car What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a good punch in the face What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? seeing him Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails"
"Religion has been used as an excuse for theft, destruction, persecution, arrest, imprisomment, torture, rape and executions (in many horrible ways like burning, drowning, crucifixion, beheading, amputation of body parts, the list goes on and on), and you "
"1 What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? yes What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? yes Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
