An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
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"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Why is the Godhead so intolerant of sexual freedom? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A wife who will consent to spouse-swapping. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A law allowing sexual intercourse in public"
"All Idiots What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? "Only the fool says there is no God" What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Repent.all of you and ask Jesus into your hearts and you'll be saved"
"*applause* What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A mansion to do my writing in. Well, a large house. E-mail me to discuss the plans, God! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? His apperance before us, walking around"
"i know this is a joke but... as g-d he sees this to and therefore... please bring peice upon the world and help us to live good lives etc. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? more good deeds What will you take as sufficient evidence of G"
"You have a point. He's kinda left a job half finished What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Girl I want, good looks, money What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Making christianity the one true religion Will you be "
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"We will all go to heaven for one day,Not all of us will be able to stay though? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Streets of Gold What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Because he is patient and waiting for you W"
"YES SHOW ME GOD! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? friends What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? umm a letter from him Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"This is so pathetic. If you dont believe....dont make stupid petitions like this. You're making a mockery of something SOME people take very seriously. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Your life IS your reward. What will you take as "
"May the Lord smite you because of your lack of faith and blasphemy. Miracles are surrounding you everyday. Open your greedy, self-centered, unbelieving eyes. You have a cold, selfish heart. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Eternal lif"
"OrgasmissimO the Eternal God manifest Oneself in a Variety of Others Oneself that We are, able and Free to Govern Oneself by Pleasure-Love-OrgasmissimO. For logical understanding of OrgasmissimO God, please read and meditate www.OrgasmissimOGodWeare.org "
"do it!!! Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"You are the dumbest person ever, i hope god isnt mad that im signing this but im only signing this to call you a ass, and if this passesd what do u think they will do about it? lol send it to the big guy himself? What reward do YOU want from God for your "
"let their be beer that flow through the street What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? The ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? the ability to leap tall buildings in a"
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"Up Yours! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want to be able to cum more than once every 2000 years. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Booty Call in Heaven a little more often. Will you be immediately conve"
"I completly agree What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To be famous, not infamous FAMOUS What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? End world hunger Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform"
"it would be about time What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a monagomous wife with blonde hair and big tits What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? my reward Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fai"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"WE ARE SUFFERING WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEM IN MALAYSIA What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? WE WANTS BLESSING FROM THE GOD What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? OUR BELIEVENES Will you be immediately converting to Sat"
