An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
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"Daddy's not playing nice. TIME FOR A CHANGE! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A crucifix that isn't rotted, for the love of God! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Nothing, as far as I'm willing. Will you be"
"Quite Right Apart from the bad words ; ) What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Don't expect the unexpected What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Destruction of Humanity through Apocalypse Will you be immediately con"
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"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? В Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"I never really believed in God... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want the entire world destroyed, and rebuild afterwards What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? uhmmm ... a Succubi ? rofl Will you be immediat"
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"Sometimes we need to believe first in order to see. There are many things in the universe which cannot be seen yet they are true like the wind, love, faith, hope, etc., and so with regards to God. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Jesu"
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"Yeah! I'm Wiccan all the way, but rewards for being kind of innocent would be nice... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? All of the trendy vehicles I can't afford, the body I've always dreamed of, and every hot dude I want to go out wit"
"If you do actually exist...we're all going to hell.... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A sponge bath What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? God giving me a sponge bath Will you be immediately converting to Sata"
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"I would convert to Satanism, you know, because they have way cooler hats. But I don't believe in Satan, either. Unless, of course, Satan could prove his existence as well. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? The impeachment of Mr. Bush W"
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"I love the cock, i wanna be a cum dumpster, i also love little boys and have a pinky winky What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A Big Purple Dildo What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A Big Purple Dildo Will you b"
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"WHY DID YOU TRICK ME GOD? I don't understand. My childhood was rough, I don't need this. I thought I found a nice girl who would listen to me, but you tricked me... I hope you had fun boosting your own ego. What reward do YOU want from God for your good d"
"@_@ What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Superpowers What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A particularly convincing miracle Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"Don't listen to that Mr. God Damnit fellow. He's a fraud. I'm the real God. You can tell because I'm using my real last name. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I think I'll reward Myself with a nice piece of poontang. Any virgins named"
"I DO find God's absense slightly odd... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Extra 2-4 inches would be nice... What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? That he simultaneously smite all living false prophets and religi"
