An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
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"i am gay What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? more homosexual friends What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? make me cleverer Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
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"Irrational endeavors excite me What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? The best blw job ever given to a man What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Well, maybe the Big Bang could have happened, since when gaseous partic"
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"I martyred myself for God, and what did I get as a reward? A glorified doorkeeper's job. What a crock! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A new job that respects the sacrifice I made. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's e"
"Thou shalt not use thine armpits to emulate the sound of thy anus. It is abomination! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? For lo, I will unleash my rath and phart upon all mankind. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's exist"
"good.. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? faith and hope What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? believe in what life is Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"u all suck and your going to hell What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? i am God you mofo! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A BJ Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above?"
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"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a signed photo Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"Mr. Bush, you were appointed to be President by the Supreme COURT, not the Supreme BEING. You will NOT be acknowledged as the 2nd coming of Christ. After that pnoney "war of liberation" you pulled off, you'll be lucky to be acknowledged for a 2nd TERM OF "
"God will curse you for blaspheming Him! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? He is my Saviour and King! What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Get thee behind me Satan! Will you be immediately converting to Satanism"
"I believe that faith is believing what you don't understand, and belief is the essance of magic!! Come on...make me believe......!!!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A slightly bigger house than the one I have now!!???? What will yo"
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