An open letter to God

"help me god What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? not to go to hell What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? seeing him and talking to him Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the abov"

"Send me your wishes via Santa. Even as a great daemon, keeping track of 6.5 billion individuals is no easy feat. With the vast number of nonbelievers, my power has weakened. I recently attempted to flood the world, but only succeeded in ruining Florida. B"

"Come on God! Show us your powers! I'm waiting for my hoes! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Cash, hoes, some nice weather would be good too. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Some kind of miracle that can b"

"My blessings upon you David Creamer, but pleas capitalize my last name - Damnit. Thou shalt take my name and use it often. I am vain. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I'd like to see Dave Creamer shoot a big load of his famous Cream. "

"I WILL GRANT UR WISHES!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? kitty Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"You all are wrong... there is NO "God" only ME....... the cute little Goddess that does what ever the F she wants so...... DEAL with it! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? God? ha if he was real i might actually get an orgasm durring se"

"i dont think god exists but this is a good question from a catholic person to his "god" What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a lump sum of 1 000 000 000 euros into my bank account What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existen"

"I can make disgusting sounds with my armpits What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To make my armpits not smell so bad when the ladies are around. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? God's death. Will you be immed"

"We've got him this time! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? hmmm....I want a cranberry juice cocktail anytime I snap my fingers twice What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? the above will do just fine I think Will"

"Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes s"

"Satanism is not the opposite of theism. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a genie What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Showing up in my room and telling me how things are. Then he can sign my tagboard at http:/"

"woohoo! lets have us some anarchy!!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? ressurect the Ramones!!!!!! ie Johnny, Joey and Dee Dee What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a better boyfriend Will you be immediately co"