An open letter to God

"maybe you should act out what youw ant and then God will see that you are worthy of a mirical. It is up to you man. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"God Bless you all cause you need it Lord Jesus Christ & God has always been here for us. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? God has already blessed me with what I need What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? T"

"Thanks for providing a place for us to talk to make a deal with God. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want George Bush to get herpes. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? When God bends over and shows us he "

"God is awesome What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? One of those double guitar thingys What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A Shrubbery Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the ab"

"Why did he make it so damn hot in Florida? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a cookie and my ex-girlfriend back(she is neat) What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A strong guy who loses his strength when his hai"

"someone else's cut hoof off not acceptable What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a (organic and fully functional) right foot What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? the rewards Will you be immediately converting to Sa"

"I'm signing this not to petition... but to point out that the whole purpose of belief and faith is to put trust in something you don't necessarily have proof of or seen in person as is the basis for all religions. What reward do YOU want from God for your"

"I have a cooler name than Dave Creamer! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want to raise a family and have a bunch of little Fukwads. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I can make a big Fukwad in my sleep wi"

"Well, Mr. God Damnit, since you honored me with the phallic name, you at least could have given me a BIG one. For being the patron saint of the Peter, mine is pathetically small. Shame on you. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? 4 more i"

"I dont care what anyone says. This letter is FOOLISH. The bible states that " the FOOL says in his heart 'there is no God" I will stand up for God ANY DAY ! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? just being able to be in His presence in hea"

"A glorified doorkeeper's job? I guess you forget that I also gave you the honor of a name synonymous with the male member. Perhaps, not currently as popular as "D!ck", but everyone wants a big Peter. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A"

"Gordo, I keep getting emails about how to have a longer pecker. Do you suppose these are messages from God? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I ask nothing for my self. I simply pray that Gordo Reems will get a huge pecker like his cou"

"Yea!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? to go to heaven What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I'm not sure. I guess I'll just know... Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the ab"

"How come the "girl who believes in God (#141) gets to have Eternal Life(tm) and I DON'T? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? It's simply not fair. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Waaaa! Will you be immediate"

"Send me your wishes via Santa. Even as a great daemon, keeping track of 6.5 billion individuals is no easy feat. With the vast number of nonbelievers, my power has weakened. I recently attempted to flood the world, but only succeeded in ruining Florida. B"

"uhmm, sorry guys, my bad, i was on vacation, im giving everyone free grilled cheese potatoes tomorrow, peace out for shizzle my nizzle in the hizzle for rizzle What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I am god What will you take as sufficient"

"I DO NOT grow Folgers (tm) brand coffee What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To have people stop asking me about my coffee beans What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To have Folgers (tm) go out-of-business. Will y"

"home Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"It's about God damn time we find some God damn God evidence. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Sex What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Something cool Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails"