An open letter to God

"C'mon god What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? peace on Earth, within my lifetime What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a REAL miracle Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the abov"

"I am a 35 year old virgin What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A 25 year old Raquel Welch in my bed begging me to have sex with her What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A 25 year old Raquel Welch in my bed begging"

"That's right Jessica Hunter, folks have the gall to go to school for an education instead of so they can talk to me. So I say fuk 'em all. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want everyone to waste their time in the classroom and in co"

"Gimme a Bloody Mary What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I'd like to have my period quarterly instead of monthly. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If he removes "the curse" Will you be immediately converting t"

"I'm working on it son. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? a vacation What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? a mirror Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"I'm been getting a lot of spam about enlarging my penis and buying Viagra on the Internet lately. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want God will kill all the people sending me PenisSpam(tm). What will you take as sufficient evidence"

"Go on God, I dare you! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Eternity at a rock show, free drinks and no prejudice. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? George Bush getting hit by lightning Will you be immediately "

"God, if you are up there, which I seriously doubt, I really think that no one really deserves any pain. If you truly knew what "perfect" was, you would let us live simply, and not set temptations in our way. It's your own damned fault that "Eve ate from t"

"God is not Dead! He is living in a pill! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I need some new shoes. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Evidence? That bellbottom pants become fasionable again. Will you be immedi"

"call me baby What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? call me baby What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? call me baby"

"Signing this just because it made me chuckle What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A boytoy What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Getting that boytoy Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to pe"

"There was an old man from Nantuckett..... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? GOOD LOOKING, naked pudding-wrestling lesbians What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Yes, only if they lick each other clean afterwards"

"I agree with the above.... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A couple of million quid would be fine.... What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? A quick ring on my mobile would be enough. He should know my number r"

"Gawd Sux What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Huge Pectoral Muscles What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Huge Pectoral Muscles Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

"The last thing I remember I was really drunk and I was laying on the pool table with my dress hiked up. The whole football team had gathered around. There was a very bright light in my eyes and "Angel of the morning" was playing on the jukebox. What rewar"

"man, that's so funny!!!! I love it What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Women, cash What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Women, cash and seeing Him take back the trade center thing Will you be immediately converti"

"I havent heard from you yet God. WHERE ARE U???? I think I became an athiest, because of the depression of not seeing ur glorious works!!!!!!!! PLEASE talk to us, send us another sign of your glorious existence, maybe another Jesus? Or maybe you have a da"