An open letter to God

Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »

500 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (500 total)
151.
Normal G 14 February 2011

"Wait for it... Wait for it... NOW!... ... .......... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? How about a pony. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? PS2 games become really cheap. Will you be immediately converting to"

152.
Andy F 5 February 2011

"You guys are saying this dangerously!Your questioning the powers of god!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To help all the people from the world What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To see a written paper in "

153.
Michael Stanley 1 February 2011

"I support this petition"

154.
Alex Bates 30 January 2011

"I support this petition"

155.
Lucy R 26 January 2011

"I support this petition"

156.
Johnathan B 26 December 2010

"I support this petition"

157.
Melissa S 19 December 2010

"I need you now more than ever, will you help me? Will you show yourself to me or the loved that was stolen from me, will he appear? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Answers. Reassurance. PEACE What will you take as sufficient evidence"

158.
Casey Casey 4 December 2010

"I support this petition"

159.
Cole A 20 November 2010

"and dont forget the salem witch trials.. what was that all about God? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? meh i could do without What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? God's appearance on regis Will you be immediat"

160.
Bob B 19 October 2010

"God is a fake! I love Satan What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To Talk to him Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

161.
Ed Murillo 9 October 2010

"I support this petition"

162.
Greg Vaughan 13 September 2010

"I support this petition"

163.
Bathed Inb 5 September 2010

"Why would God have to sacrifice HIMSELF to HIMSELF? That's ridiculous! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want a gorey bloodbath like the person below. That sounds really cool, but not really "cleansing". Actually it sounds pretty mes"

164.
Jan G 2 September 2010

"i don't drink, curse or smoke.. (goddamned i spilled beer over my cigarret....HELL no!) What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? beer, sex with chicks (or chickens) and more Oi! bands... and the smoking weed without bad side effects What will"

165.
Kat Mcclain 31 July 2010

"I support this petition"

166.
Alex Knox 21 July 2010

"God does not exist. La la la. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Lots and lots of sex. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Seeing is believing. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to per"

167.
Jessica Cummings 6 July 2010

"God's fake anways. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

168.
Aaron Hopkins 29 June 2010

"I support this petition"

169.
Stop Thef 14 June 2010

"My friend, author of this petition, you look mighty silly talking to yourself. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? God doesn't exist. Satan doesn't exist either. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? There is no s"

170.
Garrett C 26 May 2010

"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? His glorious ass showing up at my house with pizza and beer. The right pizza. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fai"

171.
A Believerinc 27 April 2010

"God is not your personal waiter. You must work for your ferrari. God doesn't give stuff for your good deeds. This earth is as close as you'll get to heaven without asking Christ into your heart so I guess you should enjoy it. Be prepared for extreme heat "

172.
Shailendra Hood 8 April 2010

"Show us your existence by spreading peace in world. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Permanent freedom from the cycle of rebirth. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? When Good people receive the reward of the"

173.
Demi M 29 March 2010

"LOL Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"

174.
Corey R 20 March 2010

"I'm an atheist, but confronted with proof of god... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I'd just be happy with the prospect of an afterlife. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I'm sure if god if half the deity "

175.
Jack H 3 March 2010

"... not to be confused with Jack Mehoff What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A good hand job. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If God will give me a buddy to Jack Hoff with. Will you be immediately converting "

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