An open letter to God
Dear God;It has come to my attention that the world is a pretty unpleasant place. Supposedly you're the ultimate omnipotent benevolent entity, but I haven't seen much of this lately! Where is my Ferra... continue reading »
"Wait for it... Wait for it... NOW!... ... .......... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? How about a pony. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? PS2 games become really cheap. Will you be immediately converting to"
"You guys are saying this dangerously!Your questioning the powers of god!!! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? To help all the people from the world What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To see a written paper in "
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"I need you now more than ever, will you help me? Will you show yourself to me or the loved that was stolen from me, will he appear? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Answers. Reassurance. PEACE What will you take as sufficient evidence"
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"and dont forget the salem witch trials.. what was that all about God? What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? meh i could do without What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? God's appearance on regis Will you be immediat"
"God is a fake! I love Satan What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? To Talk to him Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
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"Why would God have to sacrifice HIMSELF to HIMSELF? That's ridiculous! What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I want a gorey bloodbath like the person below. That sounds really cool, but not really "cleansing". Actually it sounds pretty mes"
"i don't drink, curse or smoke.. (goddamned i spilled beer over my cigarret....HELL no!) What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? beer, sex with chicks (or chickens) and more Oi! bands... and the smoking weed without bad side effects What will"
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"God does not exist. La la la. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Lots and lots of sex. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? Seeing is believing. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to per"
"God's fake anways. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
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"My friend, author of this petition, you look mighty silly talking to yourself. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? God doesn't exist. Satan doesn't exist either. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? There is no s"
"В What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? В What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? His glorious ass showing up at my house with pizza and beer. The right pizza. Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fai"
"God is not your personal waiter. You must work for your ferrari. God doesn't give stuff for your good deeds. This earth is as close as you'll get to heaven without asking Christ into your heart so I guess you should enjoy it. Be prepared for extreme heat "
"Show us your existence by spreading peace in world. What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? Permanent freedom from the cycle of rebirth. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? When Good people receive the reward of the"
"LOL Will you be immediately converting to Satanism if God fails to perform the above? No"
"I'm an atheist, but confronted with proof of god... What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? I'd just be happy with the prospect of an afterlife. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? I'm sure if god if half the deity "
"... not to be confused with Jack Mehoff What reward do YOU want from God for your good deeds? A good hand job. What will you take as sufficient evidence of God's existence? If God will give me a buddy to Jack Hoff with. Will you be immediately converting "