Award the 2004-2005 Stanley Cup to Winnipeg!

"oct. 21. I was in the ward last night organizing a Stanley Cup to Winnipeg rally, when another patient also claimed to be Jesse D. I quickly punched him in the gizzard, and kicked him the shin bones until he fell down, then me and the other patients start"

"Oct. 4. Why is this petition so awful and nasty? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"BRING THEM BACK! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Sept. 6. I heard that the Jets were seen in New Orleans handing out guns and public money to looters. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"July 27. I love everyone on here, whether they are fake or not. I want to grope all of you in a manly way. Oh Ya! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Sept. 29, 05. Nearly October and I am the only one on here cussing and pondering. What the f uck is wrong with everyone else????? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 22. I have become disheartened with the lack of fake support on this fake petition. I have now decided that the Stanley Cup should be awarded to me, and not to Winnipeg. Give it to me you b astards!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 8. I was just watching the Teletubbies. I'm not sure anymore if they are real. Can we save them too? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Dec. 23. Evan wasn't sinking too good, so I had to tie a cement block on his ankle along with some tin cans which I pretended were Stanley Cups. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 11. Each day this petition causes more and more suffering to the one person who signs in. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"WE WANT THE JETS BACK IN WINNIPEG. IF WE HAD THEIR BACK HERE, WE COULD LASH IT WITHOUT MERCY AT PORTAGE AND MAIN! THIEVES!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Dec. 21. Do you know how hard it is to dig a grave shaped hole when the ground is frozen?!! Maybe Evan will have to go into the river instead. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"20 July. That Malcolm guy tried grabbing my ass after a month of no activity on here. Can we make it a sport that I kick him in the nuts and make him suck on a cup until he gets a mark on his face? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"

"Apr. 29. I woke up this morning in a pool of my own vomit. I had a dream that I was puking into the Stanley Cup and having sex with Don Cherry. It turned out I was actually puking in my toilet bowl and I was being raped by a homeless man who came in throu"

"Well deserved!!! GO JETS GO!!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 4. I think we could maybe call it the "Athletic Support Cup" to show our support for teams that we don't quite get to see or bother to pay for. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 9. Is this petition making less and less sense everyday? why am the only one signing in? what happened to my last name? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Bring back the Jets Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Mar. 30. We should award them a boot in the nuts for stealing $40 million last time!"

"Bring back the jeeeets! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"July 5. Award the Stanley tupper ware set to Winnipeg? Do you think we can't buy our own tupper ware? Huh? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"We should repay taxpayers for the $40 million stolen by the Jets last time, apologize for that fraudulent scam, then smash the Stanley Cup flat at Portage and Main! Go Jetsgo GO!"

"Apr 11. 36 people. wow!"