Award the 2004-2005 Stanley Cup to Winnipeg!

"May 2. I woke up this morning and heard someone chewing on the bricks on the outside of my house. It turns out it was "chris" from "winnipoeg". He was jerking off and shouting this "rox". Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Dec. 9. I love this petition....nearly as much as I love the Stanley Cup. Last night, I printed off a copy of this petition, and shaped it like the Stanley Cup, and had my way with its cup. OH YA!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Oct. 25. I have decided to fill up a bowl with my own filth and drown myself in it unless we get one Stanley Cup for each person in The Pig, and unless someone else starts to sign in on here. This is depressing. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"w00t Greatest fans in the wolrd should be awarded the cup. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Nov. 9. Stephen thinks that Winnipeg is cool because of the way that I drink, and shoot, and because of my relationship with my dead mother. I like Stephen. Thanks for signing in buddy! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Mar. 18. We should kick them in the nuts! NUTS JETS NUTS!"

"Nov. 10. I have gone out into the snow today to build a giant replica of the Stanley Cup. I will make myself a nest in the top out of twigs and soft grasses and chirp at people who come by who do not support the Jets. I am also taking a quantity of beer w"

"Mar 16. Why is this fake petition not bringing in the crowds like the other fake petitions? Cripes, you can make up any name you want and it doesn't matter. What gives? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"March 8. I am building a snow fort that looks like the Stanley Cup. I am tyring to spend the night in it drinking beer, but the roof keeps melting and dripping on my head and making me squirrely. Can I get an award from Crime Stoppers for not going on a s"

"winnipoeg rox"

"June 28. this petition brings much misery to our people. it should be sent to the underworld. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Mar. 31. My toilet is shaped like the Stanley Cup, and my toilet paper has all of the jets faces on it, and each role costs $40 million but taxpayers pay for it."

"Sept. 7. Did the Jets really kill 6 million? Or did they just torture them without mercy? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"MAR. 14. YET ANOTHER PETITION AIMED AT SELLING MY BIKE? WHO CAN KEEP UP? BUY MY BIKE!!"

"I support this petition"

"July 15th. Why has god forsaken me and made me stay in this fake petition where I have no last name and where there is no one else? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"they deserve it Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 20. This petition becomes more and more hopeless each day. I am starting to hate it. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Aug. 4. I just realized I am the "Jesse" from the "Beach Combers". Nick has been having his way with me while we watch hockey on the Persephenie. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"August 19. I heard that the Ayhrabs caused the strike at the CBC just so that we won't know that they have come back, and so that we won't know that they are generating millions for the province (rather than losing millions for the province like last time"

"April 14. Adam Stien keeps grabbing my ass, and saying "yes". Is that normal or has the hockey made him weird? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I agree with booting them in the nuts. I think that would only be fair."

"May 30. Why did this petition last more than a week? It is draggin on like crazy. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Nov.1. My mom was hogging the covers last night, so I slapped her, and I wouldn't let her use the toilet this morning (which I have covered in foil so that it looks like the Stanley Cup). Visited www.jetsowner.com No"