Award the 2004-2005 Stanley Cup to Winnipeg!

"Apr 20. If the Jets pay back the $40 million they stole last time, and apologize, and agree to suck everyone's c ock, then I agree they should come back and be awarded the Stanley Cup. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"JD, GET A LIFE!!!, but thanks for signing my thing over and over, ever little bit helps! see ya on CFL.ca ya dumb canuck ass!!! GO BOMBERS AND JETS!!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Aug. 16. I was being tortured by the Americans on the weekend at Abu Garib. They gave me choice of being bitten by 6000 sexually transmitted ants, or watching one re run of the Jets. I chose the ants. ANTS JETS ANTS! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 26. It is just me keeping this thing going. I think we should award a cup to Stanley as he is a good fellow. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Dec. 19. Evan came over last night to party with me while watching my 5000 betta tape collection of the Jets losing. After he passed out, we had sex. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Jan. 4. I got tired trying to build the tallest structure in the world (shaped like the Stanley Cup). Instead, I have decided to build a replica of the Cup out of empty beer bottles. Hopefully, I will have $40 million worth so that I can repay the public "

"Oct. 17. It is nice when fake petitions are nice. Have a nice day. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"

"June 6. What a long weekend with just me on this fake petition. Where are all the other fake people? Can't one person at least pretend they are 10 or twelve other people, or would we all go mental then? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 20. It is just me signing in on this fake petition. How are we ever going to convince the public that there is enough fake support to bring back a team that we will not support? Oh the horror. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"ya... um winnipeg is cool"

"I support this petition"

"June 21. This petition is fake like that fake vomit or dog poop you can buy, except this petition has a real stench about it. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Apr. 25. OH YA! Give the taxpayers a beating! Steal their $40 million, run across the border, then have them come back to do it again! OH YEAH! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Oct. 5th. I went and checked myself into the mental hospital today. They told me that I can call any cup, or bowl I want "Stanley" and they said that everything is made of plastic for my own good. I hope that all of the other Jet fans in the world join me"

"Apr. 22. F UCK YEAH! we want to rape taxpayers again! F UCK YA and F UCK YOU! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Mar. 24. We hate them lots!!"

"Jan 12. Peter Natt came over last night. He drank all of my beer and then tried pulling my pants down. I sprayed him with Raid TM and then squashed him like the gnat he is. I think I will clean off his bones with acid and put them in my Stanley Cup. Visit"

"August 30. Did everyone else hear that the Jets were crawling around inside that hurricane in New Orleans and stealing everything everywhere? They couldn't find a cup, but they stold a bottle out of the mouth of a baby. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Oct. 26. F uck the f ucking Stanley Cup. F uck it all! It is no f ucking good! F ucking wankers! F uck em! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"

"Feb. 20, 06. I feel as lonely as the Maytag Repair Man. It is a little different though, in that the Maytag guy fixes stuff, whereas Jets fans destroy and smash society. Anyway, I'm lonely. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"

"Aug. 2. I lay here in my basement...alone...every day more fake than the last....dreaming of the Jets..... Visited www.jetsowner.com No"