Award the 2004-2005 Stanley Cup to Winnipeg!

"Aug 10. Did you hear the one about the two hockey players having a duel? They chickened out and shot some taxpayers instead and stold their money and raped their small pets. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Aug. 3. I got bored waiting for the Jets to come back, and for us to get that cup, so I started to nibble on some house plants. Now I am seeing stars. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"They deserve it!!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Apr. 18. We should award the Stanley Cup to Stoney Mountain, and put the Jets in there, and let them compete in the stab off championships while living off of the taxpayer. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 27. This petition is making me depressed and bolemic. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Nov. 14. I had a cup of water at the hospital while I was there for my shock therapy. I put it in my pocket and wrote "Stanley" on it when I got home with my best marker. I don't have a fire place, but I am going to put it above my hotplate with my other "

"If we don't co-sign to cover the losses of the Jets, we should be put in jail! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"

"WE WANT THE JETS BACK IN WINNIPEG! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Oct. 12. I got a day pass to go back to my rooming house for the holiday. I sat around on the floor, and wacked my puck while thinking of the Jets and ate turkey spam out of a tupper ware bowl I call Stanley. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Mar. 23. Is there more than one idiot on here, or is it just the same guy signing in over, and over, and over, and over. If it is just one guy, he may be eligible to win the Idiot's Cup for stupid ass dumbness."

"After all this we deserve it.... screw the leafs.... we want the cup! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"August 29. They deserve it! A full set of tupper ware, including the Stanley Sippy Cup! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Dec. 16. I spent the evening decorating the Stanley Cup like a Christmas tree, and then I put presents underneath it (like a 24 of OV, and a blow up doll of Don Cherry). I couldn't control myself though, and I had my way with the doll and the beer. Bless "

"they deserve it....the death penalty that is....stealing $40 million then running to the US...F UCK THEM!"

"Yikes! There are more people on this petition than were going to the games! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 26. What is going on with the other fake jets petitions? They are disappearing like food at an all you can eat buffet in Ethiopia. That petition to get rid of Bettmans is gone, and the one about bringing the jets back t0o Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 14. I have spent so much time trying to save the Jets, save the whales, and save Michael Jackson that I forgot to save my own last name. Drat it all. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Dec. 20. Evan woke up and started going on and on about he didn't like the Stanley Cup that much, and about how his arse hurt and so on. I had to wack him on the head with my replica Stanley Cup that I made out of popsicle sticks and covered in foil. He s"

"Jun 27. I thought this petition sucked, but now I realize it blows. Isn't life confusing? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"they are gimpy b itches, and we need to put them in jail for the $40 million they stole last time!! PAY JETS PAY!"

"Go Jets Go! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Jun 24. I have purchased a bucket that we can maybe award to Winnipeg instead. Since I am the only person on here, what I say goes! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"July 25. Can we award them a boot in the nuts every day of their lives? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"