Award the 2004-2005 Stanley Cup to Winnipeg!

"GO JETS GO! Lets bring it back to the 'Peg! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"April 21... Hell yeah!"

"Dec. 28. I got lots of neat stuff for Christmas! I got bottles of medication shaped like little Stanley Cups. I'm not so paranoid now about the jets coming back, not being supported by fans, and then running across the border with $40 million of taxpayers"

"Nov. 22. I heard the Jets killed 6 million jews? Is this true? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"GO JETS GO!!! its only a matter of time until the jets are back!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Bring the jets back! I will pay for them! YA YA YA!!"

"January 19, 06. I woke up this morning laying on piece of canvas and I had puked and rolled around in it, and I squeezed out some logs on it. I let it harden, and now I am trying to sell it on ebay entitled "The Jets and the Stanley Cup in Winnipeg". Any "

"May 31. Is it too much for one fake person to make up a few fake signatures once in awhile? Cripes. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 4. I think we could maybe call it the "Athletic Support Cup" to show our support for teams that we don't quite get to see or bother to pay for. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Apr. 15. Maybe if we can't get the Stanley Cup we should get the Tupperware Bowl."

"Aug. 11. David VanDale came by and tried to grab my stick, puck me, and steal my wallet. I gave him two quick punches to the gizzard and retrieved the millions that he had on him that the Jets stole from taxpayers last time. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 6. Is this the same petition we use to return Stanley's car to the crime scene? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 2. I kicked that Jackie guy or girl in the nuts. I hope that guy and this petition will go to hell. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 16. Why does this petition exist? If this petition falls in an outhouse in the forest, but nobody smells it, does it really make a stink? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Winnipeg needs a team back Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Nov. 7. I bought 4 sixty ouncers on the weekend and watched the Jets lose over, and over, and over, and then I tried to kill myslef, but i think I may go on a shooting spree instead. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 17. Me and Mrs. D. went out on a bender last night. We woke up at noon, and thought this petition looked cool. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Jan. 3, 2006 and I resolve to build a huge apartment building in Winnipeg shaped like the Stanley Cup. The ayhrabs won't be able to smote it down with planes because it will be made of steel. Take that world! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"June 7. I have just joined The Fake Petition Signers Union of Canada, Local 911. Join brothers to help make the world a faker place! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"July 29. I am touching myself inappropriately while thinking of all you fake fakers and your gross fakeness. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Bring back the Jets!! Were hockey really matters Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"hell ya Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Jun 1. I struggle on day to day keeping this thing going against all odds. Also, why is Jackie Bryan grabbing my ass? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"