Award the 2004-2005 Stanley Cup to Winnipeg!

"July 6. Award the Fake and Fraudulent Petition Cup to Winnipeg? Is this for real? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

""winnipoeg" rox, like I said. "rox" as in Fred Flintstone. We rox so much that I am applying to get a last name, and I agree to rox my way through paying off all of their losses. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Jun 23. The fakeness of this petition grows faker each day. Reality is fake, and fakeness is reality. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Nov. 24. I was walking around Winnipeg last night with every other jets fan in the world. The three of us went into the Gordon Downtowner and had some beers to go with our medication. I woke up this morning in what I thought was the Stanley Cup, but what "

"may 5. I think we should invite Stanley over too if we are using his cup. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Aug 31. I heard that the Jets want to ban pitbulls because they find that beastality is harder to commit with a dog that will chew on your log. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Jun 29. Award the Stanley Pattie Stacker to Winnipeg? Do you think we can't stack our own patties? Do you think we are some kind of flailing failing waifs? huh? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 3. I think we should award not just a cup to Winnipeg, but a full line of Domo glassware and a Big Gulp cup! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

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"Oh yeah! GO JETS GO! GO JETS GO! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Mar. 21. Outstanding! This is the most ridiculous petition ever! Give an award for the play offs to a city that no longer has a team (because only 5000 people were going to the games in the first place)! Very cool! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"May 16. My revulsion at the horror of this petition grows with each day. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I think we should remove their nuts and hit them around on the ice with hockey sticks! GO NUTS GO! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Bring back the Jeeets so we can kick them in the teeets! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Nov. 29. It is almost December and I hope that something swell happens with my cup, or my dishes, or something. I love this petition and the solitude of it all. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Ap. 7. Wow! 35 (thirty-five) people who want the Stanley Cup awarded to Winnipeg for having a team that they would not support when it was here! Wow!"

"June 25. Voices in my head said that this petition sucks the gnats of bats. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Apr. 13. If we can't get the Stanley Cup, can we at least get a cup from my neighbour, Stanley."

"March 14. I thought this petition was about the 2004-05 Cup. It is 06. What is going on with the world? Did we get a cup? Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"I support this petition"

"F UCK THIS PETITION! F UCK THE JETS!!! F UCK IT, THERE IS NO ONE ON HERE TO DISAGREE!!!! F UCKING SEPT. 23, 2005!!! Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Apr. 4. We should eat the Jets' brains out of dixie Stanley Cups."

"Oct. 27. I was taxidermying my mother yesterday, and I put wires in her arm so that it looks like she is holding the Stanley Cup up over her head. When we get the cup, I think I will fill it with chicken soup. Visited www.jetsowner.com No"

"Yes, we can have a cup from my neighbour, Stanley?"