Ban Low Flow Toilets

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"Low Flow my left tit! I work hard. I crap hard, I don't need any of these hippie-toilets, I want a supercharded vacume to take my filth away!"

"My shit always plugs up low flow toilets."

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"I have to break it into little pieces before I flush !"

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"I don't take low-flow dumps, so I don't need a low-flow toilet."

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"I hate them! Remember that "King of the Hill" episode with low-flow toilets? It was true and funny."

"I take monster shits and I can't get them flushed. If anything I need a high flow toilet!"

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"Hey there Ralphi boy! You know I can tell who has low flow toilets and who doesn't from my job in the sewer. With the low flow toilets, all we get in the sewers is the chunks and none of the sauce, if you know what I mean...."

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"Dunno what da fuss is all 'bout. MY low-flow sucks just fine. Of course maybe that's 'cause I connected it to City Hall instead of the utility."

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"Low flow toilets piss me off!!!"

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"Shit my crap is 8 ft. long i hate those damn toilets"

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"It took me 15 flushs for my pee. by the way low flow is the way i flow wink wink i am gay call me baby"

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"these things suck..."