Ban Low Flow Toilets
I plan on banishing Low Flow Toilets!! They do not save water, It takes like 50 Flushes to get a medium sized turd down for jebus crust sake!! You know what i'm talking about to!!! So Let's Work toget... continue reading »
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"with a name like Hardee Dumpp you better believe I take HUGE MASSIVE craps....they are making my wife's life miserable cleaning that dang ole poo up heh"
"Aww come OOOON jacko...i'm outta a job...i've got three lil crappin' rugrats gnawing at me paws all day long...have a heart!"
"I love visiting my neighbor's house and then leaving a big-old honking turd in his low-flow toilet. LOL! I'll bet he spends half the afternoon dislodging that unflushable slop."
"Damn right! I am a large man who produces large logs and these miniature bonsai toilets don't do me justice at all, and as you say, I end up flushing them several times to get them to do their jobs. I want the return to real, he-man toilets of yore!"
"this is ridiculous,but im making a difference"
"You, my friend, ARE a medum-sized turd."
"I got two of em, they clog daily!!"
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"You should see Ronnie's turds."
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"And the Lord thy God did command, bringeth unto Me thy Low Flow Toilets. And so it came to pass. The people made burnt offerings unto the Lord of Low Flow Toilets, the burning embers of which made a pleasing scent unto the Lord thy God."
"dam low flow, it cloggs too much we need help from the not-so-far foreigners, "Oh, Canada!""
"THEY DO SAVE WATER FOR YOUR DUMB INFORMATION."
"Can't get to the core of the problem here."
"After a night o' gettin' blitzed on dat Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull, ah gots to take me one powerful dump. Man, but dem low-flow toilets jes cain't handle dat stinky mess o' Schlitz Malt Liquor crap. Mah ol' lady cain't stand de smell neither. She done tell "
"Low Flow Toilets Are the answer to water shortages you people are a bunch of FUCKING RETARDS!!!"
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"BMs are my life"
"My Red, White, and Blue turds are simply too much for a low flow crapper to handle."
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