Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I agree he has been a god for me ever since i was a little boy seeing the emporer strikes back."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Well, I guess it is better than that stupid computer that tricked us into getting killed."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Quark, Jedi DO gamble! And they cheat by using the force! I lost my slave Anakin to Qui-gon that way!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No A holy war is illogical."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I worship Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No For Starship Troopers such as myself, Yoda and his wimpy 1337 Light Sabre Skills are nothing compared to a screaming hoard of giant bugs."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Finally, some people who realize the truth. When I said I was the Son of God, I meant that I was Yoda's Son. I thought everyone understood that from t"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I LOVE YODA!!!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I guess"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No While Yoda worship is certainly intriging, it is not an efficient use of one's time."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No to the originator of this petition: Where you high when you made this?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No FKJLKF"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read (well, OK, not the biggest) but this is so dumb! Worshipping anything (especially a god, president, o"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ugh, man, what is the world coming to? Yoda is not real. He is a charater from a movie. Duh. You think some ugly little pickle replaces our savior Jes"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Here in the Alien Dimension of Ra, no one has even heard of Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda worship will never be allowed within my realm on the Planet Mongo!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Um... would this be called 'Yodaism'?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Shimra, we Jedi kicked your Vong asses in the latest SW book."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Good night, Andrew!"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is the Shiiiiiit"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No A wiser choice than other religions."

"I support this petition"