Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Give it to me you little green turd!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No At least he is a better god than my dad's wife Hera!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Don't trust Yoda. Trust Ivonova. Trust yourself. Anyone else- shoot them."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'm not real, you acne-glazed, mouth-breathing FREAKS."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hell yeah."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No That little squirt? I defeated his entire order and he ran off to live in a swamp while I rule the galaxy. I think I'm the one you should worship."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You think a non-existent little green bug should replace God, THE God that has been around forEVER?"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No By the Eye of Aggamotto, I am the Sorcerer Supreme and am far more powerful that that little wimp!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Sorry, but I'll have to follow Yogurt instead. BTW, my Schwartz is the biggest one around!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No religious freedom for all... go yoda!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship me instead! Slayers, fing this Yoda and make sure he doesn't have the Glaive!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hissssssssssssssssssss!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Is this a new religion? Okay, count me in! *bow down towards Yoda*"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Where is that little green toad? I will crush him like the worm that he is!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ahh, yoda is that lila fella on that cracka moove, right? ima fuckin rip his wee head an limbs off an eat em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is fake, a puppet at best. If you believe he is better than Jesus, than you are all just barking, howling mad."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Not as a god, but he supa cool"
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