Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

"Gophers RULE! Hats are AWESOME! It's a perfect match! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Come on man..gophers and hats. HAAAATS. It's not rocket science."

"Hell yes! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Cuz there fuzzy..."

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"Damn Gophers... thinkin' they don't have to wear hats! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Have you seen their matted hair?! Purely revolting! That nastiness ought to be covered up. Besides, it's just not proper to have a bare headed gopher."

"Oh yes hats for gohpers! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? So they can attend a fancy dress ball, of course!"

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"There isn't a salad bar here! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? For the safety of the enviroment"

"Gophers suck Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They should wear them because they're ugle SOBs"

"Damn gophers! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because gophers dig underground, and mining is dangerous work."

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"You are a very strange person. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I don't know. Why? Why not? Why are we here?"

"ROFLAMO!!!!!!111oneone Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? So they can join the So Solid Crew"

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"sure. its be funny as hell"

"Darn gophers, what are they thinking? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Protection from harmful UV rays"

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"gophers kick ass!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because hats are cool"

"Hats for all gophers! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It just sounds right."

"It's indecent to let them appear in public without a hat on. We must protect our children from these hatless gophers."

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"YEAH!"

"----)))) Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? If this will stop packs of gophers from ejaculating on my lawn gnomes, so be it."