Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
426.
Raine Shannon 9 September 2007

"I am only humoring this idea. Fat people should really just be killed."

427.
Blake Elainel 8 September 2007

"um... im fat. but ill sign this cuz i wanna loose wieght. but i cant. i have to be carried around on a table. its not my fault. i get hungry, sometimes i eat other people. like jazzman. i want her. she taste like chicken. popcorn chicken. well im hungry a"

428.
Dick Na 3 September 2007

"I support this petition"

429.
Amber C 3 September 2007

"im fat. but im starving myself. bye bye fat me!"

430.
Cesar Salas 31 August 2007

"No more fat ass people."

431.
Bronte Marshall 22 August 2007

"i love joseph"

432.
Joe G 19 August 2007

"fat people suck"

433.
Fatpeoplearecool Tapia 18 August 2007

"PATHETIC MORON( DONT MAKE FUN)"

434.
Af Cantrell 12 August 2007

"adf"

435.
Louise B 1 August 2007

"this petition is too cute for words"

436.
Laura Koch 14 July 2007

"I support this petition"

437.
Daniel B 3 July 2007

"I support this petition"

438.
Ben Woods 1 July 2007

"Fantastic idea"

439.
Sarah Jones 19 June 2007

"I support this petition"

440.
Amy P 11 June 2007

"I'm sick and tired of seeing and hearing so many fat people whining."

441.
Grammar N 8 June 2007

"It's not a crime to be fat. However, it should be one to be as stupid as some of the people who have signed this petition. If you simply must spew vemon at people who look different from you, at least try to parse, spell and puntcuate your sad little rant"

442.
Jessica Taylor 6 June 2007

"fat equals gross"

443.
Hell Y 3 June 2007

"You guys suck! I am running off to make a petition stating that GUYS SHOULD BE FORCED TO DANCE WITH FAT CHICKS AT ISOBAR_THECLUB! I went home crying last time I was there, cause no guy paid me any attention, other than asking me to get out of the way so h"

444.
Casey J 8 May 2007

"why dont y'all just get offa my back, there aint NOTHING wrong with having a little BOOTAYY all you lil white kidz are just jealous cuz ur man thinks im SEXY why dont y'all just go and shove ur bacon up ur non existant booty's!!!"

445.
Rock H 5 May 2007

"Fat people are disgusting pigs with no self control"

446.
Ho Randolph 16 April 2007

"hah."

447.
Dr B 10 April 2007

"yo son this be a awsome diet yo. i have been recomending the to my patients and it works great!!!!!"

448.
Cam Archer 6 April 2007

"Make them work it off i did"

449.
Katarina Patterson 6 April 2007

"okay basically I'm only signing this petition just to let you all know how much I hate it. first of all,besides me hating it,you must be pretty stupid,like really really stupid and inscecure as hell to support this petition.Second, really, like omg,no mat"

450.
Judy Singh 2 April 2007

"I support this petition"

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