Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
376.
Oswald Jp 6 August 2008

"Sounds like a reasonable solution to me."

377.
Mike Green 30 July 2008

"I support this petition"

378.
Rebecca Wells 23 July 2008

"why do they wear clothes a few sizes too small to add insult to injury?"

379.
Sarah Rowe 12 July 2008

"dnt 4get the bacon"

380.
Wibbly B 12 July 2008

"i think that fat people need to go to hell"

381.
Shawn Phillips 26 June 2008

"note to fat : put down the fork, hop on the treadmill."

382.
Carl Kelley 21 June 2008

"Your such a fatty"

383.
Stuart Noble 20 June 2008

"I support this petition"

384.
Chris Farleyjohnb 20 June 2008

"See what being fat, drunk, and stupid did for us!"

385.
Jordan B 17 June 2008

"i h8 fat people"

386.
Matt Fisher 11 June 2008

"FAT PEOPLE TAKE UP TO MUCH SPACE!!!!"

387.
Kathy Manning 2 June 2008

"fat people try pathetically to make excuses: "it's my glands.", "i don't have time to exercise for 3 hrs per day.", "i can't buy organic because it's expensive." these are excuses. these are lies. pro-anorexia is the solution. be that example by being thi"

388.
Jenny W 30 May 2008

"I support this petition"

389.
Skinny Ponce 26 May 2008

"fat people are so sad, when they try to act normal that's funny"

390.
Robert W 24 May 2008

"I support this petition"

391.
Diana M 24 May 2008

"I support this petition"

392.
Hmm Randolph 20 May 2008

"this really isnt nice. i know its a joke but think about it. you dont know one loved one in your family that isn't obese? this is wrong. how would you like it if people made fun of how you looked. really. it's not too fair. it's just another immature pran"

393.
Hadi Phillips 15 April 2008

"I support this petition"

394.
Mark Davidson 25 March 2008

"I support this petition"

395.
Nate Wilson 18 March 2008

"Fat people suck."

396.
Brian P 17 March 2008

"My girl friend is a hog..please help me..."

397.
Ben M 8 March 2008

"i am sooooooooooooooo fat, im ashamed and need help"

398.
Maddie Lloyd 20 February 2008

"I support this petition"

399.
Dorian Y 14 February 2008

"I support this petition"

400.
Lisa Osborne 14 February 2008

"Don't you people realize that YOU are the ones that are causing all of these young girls to become bulemic and anorexic? Are you all this pathetic in real life, or is it just STUPIDITY because you can hide behind a computer screen??"

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