Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
401.
Skinny Merritt 12 February 2008

"I'm skinny"

402.
Weiner Mullen 10 February 2008

"i hart beluga whales"

403.
Skinny Minnieakal 3 February 2008

"just went to Macdonnalds the other day got a nasty surprise wen i got there because ther was NO BURGERS, FRIES , MCNUGGETS OR NO FUKIN LEMONADE ALL THEY HAD LEFT WAS SALADS......you can now tell they got raided by FATTIES!!!!!!!!"

404.
The D 1 February 2008

"fat people are stupid"

405.
Jessika O 25 January 2008

"at first this petition made me laugh but it might just work... or make people like me who just adore bacon want to join and in turn die from exhaustion haha"

406.
Ch Iad 24 January 2008

"substitute rice for bacon"

407.
Jason K 12 January 2008

"Fat people are disgusting."

408.
Tim D 4 January 2008

"Fat people really are just filth, don'tcha reckon? They just make me so sick. They are a disgrace to themselves and to the whole of humanity, and they are an insult to my eyes. Eurgh, tubbies just make me feel so ill. I really feel it is time they were fi"

409.
Rob Raymond 3 January 2008

"- how about we just tax them more. that way there will be incentive to lose weight."

410.
Fat A 25 December 2007

"Hey hey hey"

411.
Ed M 20 December 2007

"Kill the fatties!"

412.
Brynne A 17 December 2007

"I support this petition"

413.
I A 12 December 2007

"Bout time."

414.
Joshua Stephenson 10 December 2007

"Your plan is very clever. But not all fat people like bacon. How bout we just take the fat people put them in a temperature of 102 degrees for 17 hours and let them sweat there fat off. Atfer that trick them into a diet. Now thats the way it should be don"

415.
Chris D 3 December 2007

"make people make my eyes burn"

416.
Ryan R 30 November 2007

"I support this petition"

417.
Christien Tran 28 November 2007

"mr fatty is called Lee Cockburn and Beka's comment is totally true!!!"

418.
Zak B 20 November 2007

"Maybe mix it up with A twinkie? Baha"

419.
Jody Taylor 17 November 2007

"Your stupid. Some people CANT loose weight because of thyroid problems. "fat" people dont bother other peolpe, you dont you LAY OFF or GO DIE."

420.
Bron 5 November 2007

"fat people ROCK!!! they are sooooooooo funny,m like our library technition"

421.
Jan Blevins 25 October 2007

"Fking fatties. LOSE WEIGHT ):|"

422.
James P 19 October 2007

"I support this petition"

423.
M Wise 25 September 2007

"fatties are discusting"

424.
Rawr Leon 24 September 2007

"^.^"

425.
Brittany Zuniga 12 September 2007

"that is rude and ignorant you shoud be ashamed of yourself"

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