Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
101.
Mariah D 23 November 2013

"Everyone deserves to be skinny...and i think being fat is a decision."

102.
Natalie Gardner 17 November 2013

"Stop being so damn fat!!"

103.
Flo Benjamin 28 October 2013

"i agree fat people are just lazy blobs and bring down the rest of the population"

104.
Natalie J 23 September 2013

"hit the gym fatties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

105.
Chris Washington 20 September 2013

"I support this petition"

106.
Jennifer W 20 September 2013

"This is in regards to Angie and Spamela."

107.
Doctaa D 18 September 2013

"i HatE FAt Ppl LIkE sERiouly ThEy oBvIOUsLy HaVe Noooo reSpEcT fOr THeM seLvES To NOt CaREaVouT WHaT tHeY eAT....SerIOUsLy TaKe It FrOM likE I WAs a WhAlE unTill ONe dAy IreAliZed HOIw DuAguStINg I aM AnD iWoulD nEver Do THaT tO mYselF ever aGaIN aNd evER"

108.
Molly Mitchell 12 September 2013

"awesome idea"

109.
Steve Erickson 6 September 2013

"Fat people are scary!!!!"

110.
Bri B 5 September 2013

"LoL Kill All Fat People!!!"

111.
Johnny G 20 August 2013

"i hate fatty mcfat fat people"

112.
David Wilson 4 August 2013

"I support this petition"

113.
Alex Hardin 25 July 2013

"There is no reason, for their need to take from the people whom need food, and to waste food the way they all do. They are a poison to the world."

114.
Pen Huffman 23 July 2013

"I support this petition"

115.
Tory Maddox 19 July 2013

"run fattie fun i cant im too bigg -blake ,louis !!!!"

116.
Troy Bird 9 July 2013

"Funniest. Description. Evar."

117.
Elizabeth Chase 5 July 2013

"they look grose they should lose their weight"

118.
Brittany Bradley 30 June 2013

"they can do what they want leave the ALONE!!!!!"

119.
Daniel Alvarez 21 June 2013

"good idea"

120.
Josh F 18 June 2013

"i agree with you. they make look pregnant but they're not"

121.
Adampeters Keith 1 June 2013

"I support this petition"

122.
Ben Guerra 24 May 2013

"Forget bacon Fat people should be sent to Africa"

123.
Shannnon S 19 May 2013

"I support this petition"

124.
Harley M 7 May 2013

"I'm so fat, I need two airline seats when I travel. Plus, I leave at least a gallon of sweat on the poor slob who has to sit next to me. LOL!...LOL!...LOL!"

125.
Kim B 6 May 2013

"fat people need to go away"

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