Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
151.
Keith Smithsuperlorda 10 December 2012

"GOOD Idea!!!!!"

152.
Sarah Chung 7 December 2012

"I support this petition"

153.
Matt B 1 December 2012

"I support this petition"

154.
Taylor Downs 30 November 2012

"fat people need to lose weight cuz they make me want to throw up!!!!!!1 =p"

155.
John S 11 November 2012

"I support this petition"

156.
Smitchell Pearson 20 October 2012

"i am fat n i want to be thin, iv been fat for 18 years"

157.
Fat Osborn 17 October 2012

"fat people are killing the earth. meat destroys earths balance even more than the SUVs meat-eaters drive. use a bicycle. stop whining."

158.
Duck Chandler 11 October 2012

"563"

159.
Fatty Mcf 29 September 2012

"I exist on bacon run off and pork rinds alone. Life is good"

160.
Megzi Shelton 21 September 2012

"riiight honestly how dumbass minded can you fags be seriously you expect 'over weight people 2 suddenly change and lose weight by ridiculing and pullin em down! jus so bloody stupid i mean strt accepting them as human beingz 4 a friggin strt, the only rea"

161.
Frida M 21 September 2012

"Lose It Now Fat People!"

162.
Zach Haynes 16 September 2012

"ths petition is like one gr8 almightly,mothr of a MAJOR asswipe!!!"

163.
Jeff Gibbs 7 September 2012

"I support this petition"

164.
Shane M 28 August 2012

"God I hate fat***ed people, wish they would all die!"

165.
Katie Bartlett 28 August 2012

"no one can't make a person lose weight, that's just absurd. I am getting so sick and tired of these ridiculous petitions for people with obesity. It's just down right cruel. I mean honestly what has the world come to? It's absolutely hideous how you overw"

166.
Justin Tran 23 August 2012

"yah!"

167.
J D 22 August 2012

"I support this petition"

168.
Erics S 11 August 2012

"Eric spanks his 3 inch to donkey porn."

169.
Fat Boys 10 August 2012

"Dont make fun of fat people i mean my mother is a fat slag thats y i turned out the way i am"

170.
Mr F 24 July 2012

"na only jokin terris not fat she da bomb an non fat"

171.
Breiana Parsons 29 June 2012

"hahaha"

172.
Lauren Atkinson 17 June 2012

"Im a fattie, and no one likes me cus of it im 5'3 and about 250lbs Im in love with any guy who will talk to me (Phill) (Blue haired Boys) anyone- I need to either b put on a diet BIG time, or need to go shooping for clothes that dont let my fat jiggle wig"

173.
Mark A 9 June 2012

"I support this petition"

174.
Nikki Townsend 1 June 2012

"the beast is in the area"

175.
Big Fate 23 May 2012

"I weigh over 700lbs and I love it. You are all paying more for Bush's war and lies than for my corpulence. You all have low self esteems. I'm FAT FAT FAT! Cheeseburgers time!"

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