Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
176.
Monett E 18 May 2012

"Fat people are an eyesore and they stink. I cant stand to watch them eat anything because it is a discusting sight. We should make them pull us around in a Rickshaw Taxi till they lose weight. We should also take away all those scooters in gorcey stores b"

177.
Gina Bonilla 7 May 2012

"omg ppl please lose weight. it makes the earth weigh less. if we ALL lost one pound, this world would be 6.5billion pounds lighter!"

178.
Dc Alvarez 24 April 2012

"I support this petition"

179.
Nichole R 17 April 2012

"I support this petition"

180.
Kyle L 10 April 2012

"fat people should lose weight"

181.
Stefanie Whitney 9 April 2012

"I'm fat :("

182.
Johnnyboy Shelton 31 March 2012

"I support this petition"

183.
Leah Baldwin 20 March 2012

"does this reflect the level of intelligence in america? stunning - im off to sign the kill all biggoted redneck idiots petition"

184.
Roger Mcintyre 17 March 2012

"get er done"

185.
Erik Stevens 10 March 2012

"I hate fat people and there fat muffin tops in fat clothes!"

186.
Matt Ruiz 8 March 2012

"adam peters is obviously a fat lard eating piece of shiza"

187.
John P 26 February 2012

"You shows those fatties"

188.
Vicky Watts 21 February 2012

"Get rid of the fatties"

189.
Chirs S 20 February 2012

"I think all fat people should really get thrown in at hole and forgotten about but this works too."

190.
Ali M 23 January 2012

"Fat people should lose weight??..hmmm....No...how about their heads!!..Greetings from your Muslim brothers. !!Gulla Jelly Fubar!!!"

191.
Testyourself Fisher 23 January 2012

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192.
Jessica Yeragainsogetusei 12 January 2012

"hey guess wot losrs? ive now got 17 signatures on my new petition tht is agaisnt petitions such as ths, its under my name of course yah welcom 2 cum check it out, jus note tht there will b more comin n tht there r gunna b more peeps out there wiln 2 make "

193.
Ty Pearson 12 January 2012

"Fat people should die"

194.
Tom S 25 December 2011

"I support this petition"

195.
K L 18 December 2011

"I like my broads thin, big chested, and white!"

196.
Beka Friedman 18 December 2011

"lee is a fat wanker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

197.
Rachel D 14 December 2011

"dis petition is cruel but kinda true!!!"

198.
Oscar R 12 December 2011

"I support this petition"

199.
Kristin Hicks 10 December 2011

"I support this petition"

200.
Bill Shah 3 December 2011

"im so sick of seeing all these gross fat people walking around wearing tight clothes"

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