Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
201.
Jenny M 30 November 2011

"fatties are gross"

202.
Alan Mcpherson 7 November 2011

"I support this petition"

203.
Jeremy S 21 October 2011

"fat people..ewww.... try tybo or not eating."

204.
Matthew Murillo 17 October 2011

"fat people need to die"

205.
Fly Wells 24 September 2011

"im underweight and i need to gain weight T_T"

206.
Bugabuga Sims 22 September 2011

"I'm doing this for the bacon"

207.
Alysha Ball 10 September 2011

"hahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahqahqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq"

208.
Reece Hale 6 September 2011

"Fat people wast our food, water, clothes and petrol. we should shoot them all or force them to stop eating!"

209.
Satan Gordon 31 August 2011

"Haha. Best. Petition. EVAR!!1!111one!1!!1eleventy!1!"

210.
Nathan Keithw 24 August 2011

"It is a sad state of affairs, when we live in a country that hass an assosiation for te accepance of fat people. i can understand glandular conditions, therefore i understand 1 out of 10,000 fat people, the restof this country simply needs to get out more"

211.
Xq Burke 23 August 2011

"im really bored in history class jerkin around doin nothing"

212.
L B 14 August 2011

"Brilliant"

213.
Jennifer Hodge 13 August 2011

"I support this petition"

214.
Dense Robbins 9 August 2011

"I hate FAT people they must die"

215.
Debbie Hooper 9 August 2011

"I support this petition"

216.
Nathaniel N 8 August 2011

"kill all the fat fu*kers"

217.
Treen Pope 28 July 2011

"I support this petition"

218.
Micah L 25 July 2011

"fu"

219.
Loser Potter 25 July 2011

"this is dumb. (3."

220.
Big M 8 July 2011

"carry on, carry on."

221.
Andrew T 3 July 2011

"MMMMMMMMMM B A C O N"

222.
Retards Johnston 3 July 2011

"You people are retarted. Official petition to make ignorent judemental people to actualy eat 3 square meals a day without purging."

223.
God Stokes 1 July 2011

"Fatness leads to paedophilia!!!"

224.
Emily H 30 June 2011

"no comment.!"

225.
Bruce B 30 June 2011

"Ohmygod, but I love to Supersize everything I eat at McDonalds, and I eat at McDonalds 5 or 6 times every day!"

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