Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
226.
Essence W 29 June 2011

"i hate fat people!!!"

227.
Jenny C 18 June 2011

"It's about time something did something that worked for these crapper busting fatties!"

228.
Cheryl Padilla 18 June 2011

"I support this petition"

229.
Go Toh 15 June 2011

"SEE ABOVE"

230.
Jelena N 6 June 2011

"because of those fatso's we have animal killing factories, for they are able to eat a pig weekly. also, i am glad that some air companies require double payment for fat people. They should pay double in subways,busses as well, for the reason they are tooo"

231.
Big B 1 June 2011

"I support this petition"

232.
Eric Li 25 May 2011

"В"

233.
Tom R 29 April 2011

"I support this petition"

234.
James Petty 7 April 2011

"I support this petition"

235.
Ariel D 4 April 2011

"I fat people there dirty slobs and dont belong on this planet they also scareee me"

236.
Taylor T 30 March 2011

"Go Bacon!!!!!!!!"

237.
Jarred Gordon 26 March 2011

"Lose weight with Subway's tripple mayo, fatback, and lard-gravy sub. It's yumdiddlyiscious good!"

238.
Carter S 18 March 2011

"screw fat people"

239.
Fatso Weaver 14 March 2011

"Why stop at fat people? You are lazy if you do not earn at least $75K per year, you are lazy if you don't have a graduate degree in college, you are lazy if you don't own a home. Are you lazy??? I am fat but have met all these other goals. If you have not"

240.
Alex Santana 8 March 2011

"I just don't understand how people can get fat and not do anything about it..."

241.
Amy Wiggins 8 March 2011

"okay, wow now aren't you glad you have someone as intellectually like-minded like me, to personally inform you greatly on a thing or two about why we should not hate fat people and why you should not get people to sign on here to somehow miraculously lose"

242.
Bob D 8 March 2011

"i love kittens"

243.
Brad G 8 March 2011

"DROP THE FATASSES ON BAHGDAD!"

244.
Andy Goodwin 7 March 2011

"They just have to stop eating! what is so hard?"

245.
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"fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!!fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FU"

246.
Kristen Allison 2 March 2011

"fat people are bad"

247.
Anthony R 27 February 2011

"i hate fat people"

248.
Bill Lloyd 24 February 2011

"i dont like fat people either"

249.
Lets Justsendthefatpeopletordworldcountriestobee 17 February 2011

"LIBERALS SUCK"

250.
Sean Deg 16 February 2011

"I support this petition"

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