Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"Kyle Orton for President"
"At least take clean up the neck"
"I think he should keep the pederass-stache"
"I am no longer sexually attracted to Kyle Orton since the first signs of the neckbeard appeared. That is a problem, a huge problem. Please shave Kyle, please, for the sake of my sexual being."
"В"
"Make it a Giambi-esque mustache"
"Pubic Face"
"Entire City of Chicago!"
"I support this petition"
"Bears: 13 Falcons: 24"
"nice"
"I support this petition"
"Neckbeards are nasty"
"I support this petition"
"it looks bad"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"PLEASE, for the love of all that's holy... SHAVE Dude!"
"You're an NFL quarterback! Shave!"
"Its nasty as hell.... either shave it completely off or grow it to a fist full lenghts, riddiculously long"
"I'm all for the pornstache"
"I support this petition"
"Orton, you are cute!"
"Kyle your a good qb who looks like a caveman."
"Bears!"
