Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"he should just shave his face and leave the neck as is"
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"Maybe the McCaskeys aren't paying him enough money to buy shaving cream and razors....."
"One Boilermaker to another: Clean-shaven is better."
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"The razor will do you good...keep up the good work buddy!"
"Comparable beard to my friend B. Cribz."
"maybe this explains why he can't throw an accurate pass for more than 10 yards... or maybe not"
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"I didn't know turds grew hair. Amazing!"
"i dont approve of orton at all"
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"Remember what happened to the Astros when they changed their facial hair mid-series. Keep up the power-beard, Kyle!! GO BEARS! (It's cold out there, man!)"
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"shave that damn beard and relax and throw the ball, and throw the ball away when theres nothing downfield and stop takin sacks. thank you."
"Shave the neck K.nock O.ut"
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"Jake the Snake Stash, Yes!"
"I don't think it will help Kyle--you are hopelessly NOT AS HOT as JAKE PLUMMER! GO BRONCOS!"
"It's not just dirty, it's filthy...shave it man!!!"
"For the love of all things holy.... shave that thing!"
