A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley
We demand that twice nightly Richard Whiteley, the king of daytime television, receive a knighthood.This man is a jewel in the crown of British culture. His contribution to the world of fashion over t... continue reading »
"Michael Jackson, Mick Jagger - like hello? Has no-one noticed we're the same person? P.S. Even I think that Richard Whiteley should have a knighthood and I'm completely mental!"
"An Englishman, a goose and a horse walked into a bar and the barman said "Sorry, we don't serve Englishmen, gooses or horses." The goose replied "It's actually "geese". Mine's a pint.""
"Whatever, imposter. (Please Knight Richard Whiteley though. I would like this.)"
"he is the reigning champion of afternoon television."
"PLS give dead Dickie Whitie a Knightie"
"In the late 1980s and early 1990s, Richard dominated the pre-Knight scene for several years, but for some reason was unable to get it together when it mattered and kept just missing out on the ultimate accolade. Across the whole period he was easily top, "
"If you don't knight him I will (be knighted by you)."
"Also, you were nicknamed "Row-all", whereas I was "Kill-all". Nuff said."
"Give the man a knighthood for Christ's sake, if not my own."
"Those last 2 read back to front! (Knighthood time)"
"I would like Richard Blackley to have a Knighthood. Thank you."
"Actually I don't have a swimming coach?"
"Back in the olden days, Richard used to punch Carol in the face once for every numbers game she didn't get right. He'd save them up until the Friday and after recording he'd beckon her into his office. Sometimes she'd be lucky and there'd be no punches. O"
"I can't think of a more deserving cause. He is truly a prince among men. Praise you Lord, for the birth of your son, Whiteley!"
"keep on rockin' in the countdown world"
"A big happy 500th post from all of us at Horsemanside!"
"Adam Board and Colin Gibbs - you are being overly generous to "mikey wheeler" - for a start by capitalising his name which he embarrassingly failed to do, but also by trying to make some sense of his post when there is none! If Richard Whiteley fails to w"
"How else do I keep abreast of any posts made on this petition during a training session?"
"When my ancestors first stepped onto Noah's Ark, they were laughed at like they were nothing. But look at us now. Riachard Whiteley is dead but I'm still going strong. And maybe I'll be Knighted."
"When pressed on this, Cameron replied "It's a matter of what is more important. Rape never killed anyone. That would be murder.""
"Can't someone just edit his Wikipedia article to say he's got a Knighthood? I don't get why we need a petition for this???"
"Nobody is better than Richard Whiteley, so if Richard should get a Knighthood then so should nobody."
"Yeah, I want to collaborate on a rap with you, Goosetown. In fact, help me out here with this phat beat that I've been attempting to lay down for almost a week now: Lester Piggott, you look like an ingot, all gold and shiny, you jockeys are tiny, not to m"
