A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"I wish to support this petition but with one reservation: I don't think it is very sensible to grant a knighthood to a man who has passed on (how will he defend the realm? etc). Instead, Carol Vorderman should be made into a Dame, but also be required to "

"I agree with this petition, and send my fond sympathy to Richard's mother and father."

"are optional, but my dream to live inside a giant biscuit tin is not. It's the only thing I want in life. Inside the tin, I would ponder why Richard wasn't given a knightmanship."

"Pretend to be me! Why does no-one pretend to be me?"

"There was a guy wanted a thood, But Queenie was in the wrong mood, So she suffered a punch, Which was right after lunch, And then up came all of her food! (Only joking Queen Elizabeth II - that wasn't a threat or anything. Any decision to punch you or not"

"I cry for you Venezuala"

"We have now merged into one entity and are/is even more annoying than before (Richard for a Knichood)"

"I am probably the greatest jockey of all time. Some of the things I can do with a horse would make you weep. But fighting is not one of them. I would always hand the horse to Richard Whiteley if things got ugly."

"Forget the Queen. He's already knighted under our system. Job done."

"(Richard Whiteley for a Knighthood) Also I am a victim of rape. I thought I had the worst luck but it turns out my grandfather was wrongly convicted of murder. He was a victim of rope. Oh for duck's sake - he was hanged!!!"

"He was a firm pap"

"Anyone remember my favourite band? It was The Jewtiful South! Anyjew, I thought I'd drop by to offer my support for the petition of the getting of Richard for a his knighthood then there. So that's done, now I must proceed to the afterlife."

"I remember the time he insisted that everyone say grace before the start of the game. It's all coming out now!"

"'chard, where's your Knighthood gone?"

"I remember when Richard was originally picked for the job as Countdown presenter on a show called "Countdown Presenter Idol". All the hopefuls had to queue for hours and then each one in turn had to present a whole show! It took phuqqing years! And that w"

"Only when you've apologised for killing my wife and grandson! Just kidding - if we can get Richard Knighted I really couldn't care less about them."

"A true legend and a true gentleman. Knight him immediately"

"The man who inspired my love of rotten ties..."

"He's no longer Richard Whiteley, but Richard Mummifiedshadeofyellowley."

"Yeah yeah! I'm wicked man! I'm insane, I'm dan, I'm the punk. Richard Whiteley - Knight that mother."

"There was a comparison of the deadman/liveman rankings done at the end of last year and a theoretical combined list was made. Retrospective lists were also made for previous years. Using both his dead and live form in 2005, he was top outright, despite be"

"We can settle this with a war if that's what you really want."

"That was beautiful, my wife. But I think you meant heroine/heroin, not gelatine/gelatin."

"He is the king of humour and if you need proof (as if proof is needed) see http://www.computing.dcu.ie/~bsammo-cacsse4/countdown.html"