A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"Shortly after Lester Piggott was released from prison, he appeared as a guest on Countdown. Richard had promised not to mention it at all. To be fair, he didn't. Just before the break, he threw Lester a bar of soap, which Lester fumbled and dropped. What "

"When I was a contestant on Countdown, it was the best moment of my life bar six, but it was par four, and therefore an epic fail."

"You can make gelatine from horses though, so perhaps she can become in death what she never achieved in life. What flavour of jelly baby would suit her best? (Oh, Knighthood for Richard LOL!)"

"The greatest negro of all time, he will be truly missed."

"I love Richard Whiteley!! He is the stuff of my dreams and I sometimes do a little sex wee when I think of him. I make my girlfriend wear a richard whiteley mask when we have sex so that I can imagine myself doing richard whiteley."

"With love from 169. Keeping it tidy for Whiteley."

"Rex, am I right in saying it "Rex" your life"

"Before we finish on this subject, I remember the time when Richard brought an actual machine gun in and fired round Carol without actually hitting her, all while pretending to be in the IRA. He later admitted that he'd tried to really kill her but he's ju"

"Awwight?! I'd like to see Richard be awarded a knighthood as much as I'd like to see another gay's corpse turn up in my pool."

"Richard Whiteley: the facts. Favourite colour: green. Favourite letter: r. Favourite tooth: premolar. Favourite element: sulpher. Favourite distance: 19cm. Favourite status: Knight (unachieved). Tragic"

"wendy buxton, I too am going to the meetup, but I haven't got the latest details. Do you know when/where etc.? Perhaps we can hold it outside Buckingham Palace with our placards!"

"1. I slide on ice better than anyone else out there. 2. I can also walk on dry land. 3. I can swim. 4. Therefore I will jump off a tall building tomorrow confident that I will be able to fly. Richard Whiteley? Give him a Knighthood before it's too late. H"

"Similarly, I couldn't understand it when I read about all these films that Gwyneth Paltrow was supposedly in. I couldn't remember agreeing to do any of them, let alone doing the actual acting! Turns out it was just a different person with the same name, r"

"In response to miss best's previous message may I remind her that Mr Whitely has sat in the presenters chair on countdown for 21 years now. I know Miss Best and know that one of her favourite groups (I.E Take That!!!! Believe it or not!!!) only lasted 6 y"

"If you don't knight him I will (knight him)."

"arise Sir twice nightly whitely"

"richard whiteley is an utter twat, devoid of the slightest jot of talent or charm. He wants nailing up."

"He was a good man and a great entertainer."

"I remember it all came to a head when Gerry Adams broke into the studio, demanding live on air that Richard stop this messing about and threatening to kill him if he didn't. Richard just punched him clean in the face and gave up the Northern Irish impress"

"The best way to cut out the throats of the idiots posting on here would be to Knight Richard Whiteley. Then they'd be left with nothing to post for and it's what they'd be least expecting. Hit them where it hurts!"