A Knighthood for Richard Whiteley

"My name is Brendan Breen and I am a Richard Whitely-Aholic. I love Richard Whiteley more than life itself. I don't think that I can live much longer if he doesn't cum on my face very soon. I sometimes try to do it myself whilst watching countdown but i ne"

"He's a lovely man..."

"OK, so Richard's death was gutting for us all. But I speak for myself and all fellow gutmans when I say that if Richard can be awarded the first Knighthood while dead, then I think it will all be worth it. We will all be chanting "It is good that Richard "

"I need to know if the honours system (specifically the Knighthood subsystem) is cloneproof. So, if many people did the job of Richard Whiteley over the years, would they still earn exactly one Knighthood between them? If they failed to win a Knighthood at"

"Legend has it that Richard once played a Countdown champion and not only won but also beat the dictionary. He was a true daddy."

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"Your mother!"

"Knighthood? You've got to be f***ing joking! The guy's dead!"

"If Richard were still alive i would let him sit on my face and i would tickle his bum hole with my tongue. I fantasise about him wearing nothing but his famous ties. Maybe we could wear one each richard and ride each other li ke cowboys. Yeehaa!!! P.s. Br"

"Give him a knighthood soon"

"Guys, Richard Whiteley was truly one of us bluds, and I recommend to all of you out there that he be Knighted right now! Not to forget, Amy Winehouse, our thoughts are all with you. Specifically my thoughts are: Richard Whiteley was much more worthy than "

"the man is a legend"

"Sorry, I had my headphones on and didn't catch the last 250 posts. Can someone repeat them?"

"The best on television"

"You forget that I do this for a living. Here's a lesson - *your* mother."

"Give him a knighthood then"

"IOU Penman"

"What's he ever done apart from make Branson pickle? It doesn't even taste nice. Not having it."

"I was in the audience for a game of Countdown - I can't imagine Richard on a horse fighting!"

"When you think of all the nine-letter words he got in his career, it's ironic that "knighthood" has ten and he didn't get it."

"As well as wanting Richard Whiteley to be Knighted, sometimes I go to the Wikipedia article listing the WWI survivors and just sit there clicking refresh."

"I believe in an open Knighthood policy wehre you simply apply yourself and receive it in the post 28 days later. There would be a nominal fee."

"eye'm this pun on religion right knauwe"