Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept a... continue reading »
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"I hate Blinkie and wish for destruction to reign down upon him in a storm of bloody gore where only the strong survive and I end up ruling the world. Do you like Spam? No. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Die. Can I have a dollar? Yes."
"All government is evil. Blinkie is evil. But he's not as evil as everyone else. Do you like Spam? I don't gorge myself upon the dead carcasses of miscellaneous animals. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I would like Blinkie to be the voice and sa"
"can my left sock be queen of the world then? Do you like Spam? mmmm, spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? DANCE ALL DAY AND PUT FUNNY HATS ON! Can I have a dollar? NO!"
"I am completely in agreement that your left shoe should be he legitimate ruler of the world Do you like Spam? not really, I prefer spinich What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Harvey Nicks in every city world wide Can I have a dollar? you can have a"
"GO BLINKIE! Do you like Spam? sure i dont What would you like Blinkie to do for you? gimme lots o cash Can I have a dollar? i want one though!"
"GET A LIFE!! SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html"
"Good luck! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? stay away Can I have a dollar? no"
"CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!! *oogle eyes* Do you like Spam? Spam is my kitchen sink. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Who ate the Cheetos?!?!?!?!?.......oooohhhh, YOU did. Ok. Can I have a dollar? Can I have a stick with a spider on it?"
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"GO BLINKIE! Do you like Spam? yeah, loads. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? abolish school and burn standardized tests! bwahaha! Can I have a dollar? no."
"Blinkie would logically HAVE to be better than Bush, so YES!!!! And Shoes can't exactly choke on potato chips. Do you like Spam? No. Spam should leave my email box alone. Especially all those porno ones. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give eve"
"I like this plan Do you like Spam? The food? Yes! Fry it up! ... just keep it out of my inbox What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Not be too smelly Can I have a dollar? you get a dirty quarter"
"Blinkie, you are our king!! Do you like Spam? No. I'm a vegetarian. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Blinkie would become king and force Mana to marry me. Can I have a dollar? No. I don't have one."
"bringm it around town Do you like Spam? what type of spam? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me a pet dog Can I have a dollar? Can i have a dollar?"
"i want to make with blinky! Do you like Spam? HELLZ YEZSSZSZSZSZSZ What would you like Blinkie to do for you? freeeeee SHEX Can I have a dollar? YES BABY"
"Shoes make damn fine leaders. Do you like Spam? No. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me a dollar Can I have a dollar? Yes"
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"Is your right foot gonna be Queen? Blinkie, you need to outlaw all Screts. Do you like Spam? Spam can be annoying. Especially when I can't open the can. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I want Blinkie to kick Susan about the face. That would be "
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"Left Shoe is my babies Daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Not be a dead beat Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have a dollar? No you need to give my baby a dollar!!!!!"
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