Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!

"I AM LEFT SHOE Do you like Spam? nope What would you like Blinkie to do for you? die Can I have a dollar? only if you give me 2"

"HAIL BLINKIE Do you like Spam? NO What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me a girl to love Can I have a dollar? ...."

"Blinky? Not the Blinky that sat at the bottom of the pickle barrel in lower manhattan for three years! Do you like Spam? Not really, but I once mixed some SPAM and TREET together to make a processed-meat man with vienna sausage arms as a lawn ornament. Dr"

"I think the left shoe could make the world a better place to live. Do you like Spam? SPAM = Save Pat's Apple Movie, Yes i do like SPAM What would you like Blinkie to do for you? What couldn't he do? Can I have a dollar? Yes, you can have a dollar."

"Anything's better than what we've got. Do you like Spam? В What would you like Blinkie to do for you? End world hunger so I can feel better about not finishing my food. Can I have a dollar? В"

"You're an idiot. Do you like Spam? Spam isn't something to be liked. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Burn in a sea of flames. Can I have a dollar? A dollar apparently can't help you now."

"I support this petition"

"I AM A MEAT PUPPET Do you like Spam? IM F--KING THIS COW YOU SHUT UP AND HOLD THE TAIL What would you like Blinkie to do for you? KILL YOURSELF Can I have a dollar? IF YOU KILL YOUR SELF AND ONE NEIGHBOOR"

"who are you? Do you like Spam? No, not really. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? ... Be animate Can I have a dollar? If you promise to use it to buy a bottomless pit for yourself to jump in"

"wicked man Do you like Spam? love it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? blinkie should kill all right shoes and be a sole leader Can I have a dollar? no"

"silly shoe Do you like Spam? nope What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make men stop cheating on their wives Can I have a dollar? i'm broke"

"We at CoSA dmand Blinkie as unconditional ruler Do you like Spam? Spam is almost as awsome as our soon to be lord and master Blinkie What would you like Blinkie to do for you? get the Cosa site Publicity http://icosabmh.tripod.com/cgi-bin/index.html Can I"

"sfdnskmfd Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? anything! he's so seksee! Can I have a dollar? well if it's for blinkie then of course! hehe"

"my right shoe can be your queen! Do you like Spam? it depends What would you like Blinkie to do for you? let me become queen!!! Can I have a dollar? maybe..."

"The nerve of you people! Fake petitions have no place here! Do you like Spam? Yes! You shouldn't make fun of spam! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Go away! Can I have a dollar? Only if you use it for psychiatric help!"

"your right shoe should be the emperor of the moon Do you like Spam? i love spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? gimme a Ferrari and u hav my vote Can I have a dollar? sure!!"

"Is you left shoe just?... meh, anythign is better than George W. Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me a coffee Can I have a dollar? no, i want it"

"ONLY IF MY BUTT CHEAK CAN BE THE QUEEN"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"My left shoe can beat up your left shoe! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me oral pleasure Can I have a dollar? sure"

"I support this petition"

"GO BLINKEY!!!GO BLINKEY!!!GO BLINKEY!!!GO BLINKEY!!!GO BLINKEY!!!GO BLINKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you like Spam? Of Course What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make my right shoe his Queen and give me free popcorn, soda, and alcholic bevrages Can I hav"

"my right shoe could stop on blinkie Do you like Spam? only in my junkmail folder What would you like Blinkie to do for you? give me money, cars and hoes Can I have a dollar? from my dead cold wallet"