Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No В"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I worship Yun-Harla. The Yuzzan Vong will not bow to the Jeedai."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No FUCKED YODA AND AMIDALA...........BUT AMIDALA MORE!!!!!!!!!ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No With George Lukas' track record, Episode 3 will probably be "Tickle me Elmo meets Jar Jar Binks in the Dancing Ewok Review""

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No In star trek II, didn't Yoda drink from urinals to keep the his lightstick erect?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The force is strong in this place i can feel it"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Only if Yoda is a guy! I only like guys!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No It seemed like a good idea at the time..."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ha! My years of experience dwarf (pun intended) Yoda's so-called 1337 light saber skills. Bring it on, Yoda. I can take ya!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No he is king of rape"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As I walk through the valley of the Sith Lords, I have no fear, for I know YODA is with me."

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No If Yoda gives me all the Reeces Pieces I want I will worship him."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ohh, quickly young Will Robinson. We must bow down and worship the all-powerful Yoda before he unleashes some horrible destruction upon us!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No if my theory that Mrs. Mahone is yoda in disguise is correct... does this mean Mrs. Mahone is god?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda, not worthy am I"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No get a life you nut!!!!!!!! you need lots of prayer may god have mercy on your soul"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All hail teh mighty y0da!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No What the hell are you people on? I am a preacher that knows everything and you are not god. I can kick Yoda's ass anyday. Vash can also kick your ass "