Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship Morgoth. If not, it is ok to worship me. As for you Smeagol, I believe you have something of mine."

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I confess that I am converting to Yodaism and that Star Wars is better than Star Trek!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No It's called EVIL, kid!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am all powerful!"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda bless America"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Now you see what I had to put up with. I let him kill me in episode 4 so I wouldn't have to hear him whine."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hey, DON"T give Lucas any ideas!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I believe that Yoda is my saviour and my God."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I bend over for my new god, I LOVE SOLIDUS"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No That little green toad really turns me on!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No LOL hope this is a joke. (might turn out to be a new Islam) lol"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Blasphemy!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i love yoda so much he rules over all gods!!!!!!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No What do you want?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No E.T. worship Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Who has time to worship Yoda with all these Cylons trying to ram me up my backside!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Come on YODA!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'm gonna go on a Yoda jihad"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Go Yoda, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No *Hmm* Yoda I worship. *Hmm* Very good and wise he is. *Hmm*"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I don't think Yoda would like to be worshipped as a god... he would rather be seen as a bringer of peace, justice, and the occasional can of whoop-ass"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Who would win, Capt. Picard or Capt. Solo?"