Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

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450 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (450 total)
226.
Laurie Preston 29 October 2009

"I support this petition"

227.
Chris B 22 October 2009

"MAKE THEM WEARS PANTS TO MATCH THE HATS Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? naked gophers are obscene.. .we need to protect the childern.. don't forget about the childern"

228.
Kyle C 28 September 2009

"I support this petition"

229.
Jackie Farmer 21 August 2009

"Wear hats!"

230.
Dachande Potter 18 August 2009

"I support this petition"

231.
Brian K 14 August 2009

"I support this petition"

232.
Kyle Hebert 9 July 2009

"I support this petition"

233.
Lauren French 30 June 2009

"I support this petition"

234.
Art B 1 June 2009

"I wear a tin foil hat. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because tin protects me from the voices."

235.
Beef Newman 11 May 2009

"I support this petition"

236.
Greg Lam 8 May 2009

"they should at least wear tams, caps or toques. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? their heads are just so ugly."

237.
Derek D 7 May 2009

"К Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Why should they not?"

238.
The Holyk 27 April 2009

"I support this petition"

239.
Hazel B 18 April 2009

"I represent the No More Mittens For Kittens Foundation. Our latest focus group has determined that you people are a bunch of psychotic retards. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? If this petition ever becomes law, we at N.M.M.F.K.F. have all agree"

240.
Jon S 8 April 2009

"I support this petition"

241.
Amir M 18 February 2009

"I support this petition"

242.
John C 29 January 2009

"Gophers=Hats=Happiness Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because it is mandatory."

243.
Manny Carlson 28 January 2009

"Gophers don't wear hats enough Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They bit my dad and forced him to wear a hat. Now its revenge time"

244.
Joe M 26 January 2009

"Hell yeah they should."

245.
Trevson M 22 January 2009

"Gophers need hats too!"

246.
Mark S 21 January 2009

"I'm only signing this cause I'm bored. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I think the real question is, why shouldn't they? But sure....I guess they should be forced to wear hats, but it seems kindof cruel to me."

247.
Derrick L 11 January 2009

"GOPHERS NEED TO WEAR HATS DAMMIT!!! -zig Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? If they don't wear hats, what will they do when it rains?"

248.
Paul C 30 December 2008

"Gophers need to hear hats!!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because they do."

249.
Nicole H 28 December 2008

"I support this petition"

250.
Cradly Osborne 13 December 2008

"And Pants. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because their heads are furry and rodent like."

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