Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times
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"One day, hat will eat you. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Hat is the meaning of life. Except 42."
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"I Agree... Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because they'd look sooo cute :)"
"Yes. Plaid hats. Definitely. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because hats are just...it...man. Or something. And gophers. i hate being sleep deprived."
"paperclip Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? they should wear hard hats so that they can look as cute as gopher from winnie the pooh"
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"I think gophers need that more sophistohistohistopatemacted look nowadays. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Yes sir...gophers have ugly heads and hats will cover it from the world."
"GOPHERS = RoOLZ Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? So it's easier to shoot them and save the world from overpopulation of this species."
"VOTE FOR DOLE IN '04! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? In order for America to thrive, we need to protect our children from the filthy view of Gopher heads. DOLE IN '04!"
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"And let the rabbits wear glasses! Darn you! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It will keep them warm in winter.."
"Why only gophers? Flamingos should wear shoes. To protect their tender feet. And PENGUINS SHOULD BE KEPT IN CAGES AT ALL TIMES!!! Why not a petition for that too? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? To give them the magical power of the almighty sp"
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"to quote south park: FREE HAT! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? to protect them from the sun"
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"Damn skanky gophers with their full heads of hair. Taunting me, laughing at me. BALDNESS CAN BE ATTRACTIVE TOO YOU RODENTIA!!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Their horrid heads disgust me and should be covered at all times."
"yes definitely Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? This is the best idea I've heard in a long time. They should wear hats that tie on around their necks, for a better chance of catching on a stray root or branch and choking the life out of them."
"Eris bless you! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? A nation where gophers do not where hats is a nation that I do not want to live in."
"i think frogs sgould wear hats also Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because if they don't wear hats, then we'll make hats out of them"
