Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

"Fuck that lets have sex with them"

"You need to protect your gopher when it goes in the hole. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Let me put it this way, an unprotected gopher makes Johnny a dull (and diseased ridden) boy."

"Of course! The fact that they haven't long been required to wear hats is the greatest affront to this great country ever (with the possible exception of the September 11 attacks). The hats should either be tiny versions of the Mexican sombrero, or party h"

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"Aye me lads, this be a worthy cause. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It brings forth their noble facial features, and is a worthy way of showing their submission to their superior human masters."

"can they be colors that clash with brown fur? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? 'Cause hats are IN, baby!"

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"Yes gophers should wear hats"

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"yes Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? yes, i have seen many gophers in my day... hell i even horde the little critters but i think they should wear hats to keep the sun out of their eyes and because they would be happier that way. That's not to s"

"I dont like them lubbed Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? It is physically impossible for them not to. besides they fit up my butt better that way"

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"Everybody should be for something. I'm for Gophers wearing hats!"

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"A gopher without a hat is like a boob without a nipple. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Becuase they have absorbent heads."

"Yes Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They would look funnier"

"This is a very noble cause. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? To keep the sun from their bald heads."

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"whats that ? FUX0R YOU Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? why do they need hats when they are under the dirt all of the time. unless, for discuise when stealing veggies."