Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

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"Dem Gophers betta recognize! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Dey are Fu*king gophers, damn bitches better know what shii is going up in this MOFO"

"By all means, make this happen. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I noticed that there is a disturbing lack of fashion statements from the gopher community. This would only enhance their ability to express their fashion desire. Which is a good th"

"THE GREATEST IDEA EVER!!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? theyre bastards, thats why"

"no Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? no"

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"hhmmm what kind of hats? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? yeah i wouldnt mind gophers wearing hats"

"Gophers should definately be required to wear hats! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They have such small heads, it's inevitable that they could damage their heads when building dams!"

"I love you. The gophers will get me. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? So they can be seen from a distance, sneaky bastards!"

"This is a very serious matter Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? To protect there heads from falling children"

"This is totally amazing... Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Gophers need hats just as much, maybe even more then people do, what if a gopher is going bald, or how do they keep the sun out of their eyes....making them wear hats is for their benef"

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"This is something, that should move to the top of GW's list. Screw IRAQ. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Don't you agree? If we have to see their bald head again I'll personally cry."

"It is about time that someone took action on this long overdue issue! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? The question is, why aren't thehy wearing them in the first place?!?!"

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"yes gophers should wear hats all the time, Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? everyone should have a nice hat to wear"

"Damn straight! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because a hatless gopher is disgusting!"

"damn right they should! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Becuase they need them"

"Darn right. Those little fuckers."

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"Gophers should wear hats. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I think it makes them look gule!"

"Misa people gonna die? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Speaking from past experience a flat cap on ones head keeps the sun out of ones eyes. An excellent suggestion by the humans to provide us with equal hat usage."