Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times
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"The thought of nude gophers running loose disturbs me"
"Gophers go in ovens. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I hate them."
"The Bible says -- Yea, even the feeble folk who live amongst the rocks should have to cover their heads. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? If gophers wore hats, it would protect their scalps from the sun, and they wouldn't have to live undergroun"
"dam right they should Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? it would make them easier for us country folk to kill em"
"um..moo Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because dammit..they're not sexy enough"
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"Goat Rulz Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Gophers are weak. They Must Be Punnised. They Must Wear JIMMY CAPS TOO!"
"We as Gophers... Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Gophers must proudly wear their headgear, as we experience trouble maneuvering through our subterranean homes. While I like those bowler hats, ever since i slammed my head on that rock, I think i"
"A scourge that should be rooted out."
"This cause rocks. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Cause they are friggin ugly."
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"Yes! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Gophers are much cuter in puny hats."
"word Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? cuz they gophers"
"I like pie. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Hats are funny."
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"what are gophers? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? well, surely it's obvious"
"This is such a good cause. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because nobody should have to see nekkid heads of gophers."
