Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times
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"gophers rock Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? hats are in"
"they should wear fez hats they rule"
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"And socks, too! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? We've given gophers too many rights over the years. It's time we show them who's boss."
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"Thanks Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Thank you for finally addressing this issue."
"As a true Christain I believe Gophers should never be hatless. To quote from the good book, Gophers 25:4 God made gophers, and he made them with heads. And he said "From this day forth gophers may walk amongst us and they shalt wear hats on their heads" W"
"OKAY I SAY THAT GOPHERS/GROUNDHOGS/IDOITS SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR HATS BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE NEXT ROCK IS GOING TO HIT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND THEN YOU'LL BE LIKE *RYAN ROSS VOICE* HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEYYYY BABYY YOUUUURRR MIIINNEE *DANCES TO PINK SONG WIT"
"The need hats! Yellow ones too Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? For protection, and so they are easily visable."
"preach it brother theyve slacked for too long"
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"If Gophers do not wear hats! the world will come to an end!!!!"
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"Hell yeah Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? To protect them when they dig and to make them look cool"
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"Finally someone started this petition, I was just about to. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? The world would be a MUCH safer place if Gophers wore there hats."
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"A hat for every gopher Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Every day, when I see a hatless gopher, I think to myself "My God... but what about our children?" Indeed, how will our children grow up instilled with American values, when hatless gophers"
"Gophers are the messengers of God Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Well, hats are a conduit between man and god. Plus, if they wore party hats, they could defend themselves. Gophers ownz"
"The worm went into my mouth and then I ate the worm can I have a new one? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Since the beginning of time, gophers have been missing something. Something important. And from the beginning of time, they have been slig"
